I got a good chuckle outta this one....
A man got stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: Do you have a permit for these fish?
Man: No sir, these are my pet fish.
Warden: Your pet fish? How is that?
Man: Well, every night I take my pet fish for a walk to the lake. I let them swim for about a half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this almost every night.
Warden: Well that’s just a crock of lies, This I’ve got to see!!
Man: Here I’ll show you (dumps the fish in the lake)
5 MIN. LATER
Warden: Well?
Man: What?
Warden: THE FISH!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PET FISH???
Man: What fish?
A man got stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: Do you have a permit for these fish?
Man: No sir, these are my pet fish.
Warden: Your pet fish? How is that?
Man: Well, every night I take my pet fish for a walk to the lake. I let them swim for about a half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this almost every night.
Warden: Well that’s just a crock of lies, This I’ve got to see!!
Man: Here I’ll show you (dumps the fish in the lake)
5 MIN. LATER
Warden: Well?
Man: What?
Warden: THE FISH!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PET FISH???
Man: What fish?