Bradj's fault? : Portlandia became reality at the bar

Drey6

Drey6

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I met a real life version of this man at the bar today. (Watch video)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

He got way passionate yelled in my face while I was trying to just drink and stay calm. I was sitting in a chair for Christ's sake!

He calls me a pussy knocks my glasses off and I flipped. Next thing you know I go straight primitive and my wrestling past was reignited. Double legged the bitch into a brick wall got thrown out and left a perfectly good glass of whiskey stranded on the table. But now, looking back, I did meet AND shake bradj's hand last week.... Hmmm

Was some sort of drinking powers transferred to me? I heard stories first hand of "Miller fueled" (<Maritime term reference) self inflicted pain when he was in the garage. Is this power safe to be contained in public?!?
 
I don't think Brad has anything to do with it. About 5 seconds into that video and I wanted to punch the guy in the throat.
 
Drey6 said:
I met a real life version of this man at the bar today. (Watch video)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

He got way passionate yelled in my face while I was trying to just drink and stay calm. I was sitting in a chair for Christ's sake!

He calls me a pussy knocks my glasses off and I flipped. Next thing you know I go straight primitive and my wrestling past was reignited. Double legged the bitch into a brick wall got thrown out and left a perfectly good glass of whiskey stranded on the table. But now, looking back, I did meet AND shake bradj's hand last week.... Hmmm

Was some sort of drinking powers transferred to me? I heard stories first hand of "Miller fueled" (<Maritime term reference) self inflicted pain when he was in the garage. Is this power safe to be contained in public?!?
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next time make sure you know when you are drinking in a queer bar
not that there is anything wrong with that
 
Big Rich said:
I don't think Brad has anything to do with it. About 5 seconds into that video and I wanted to punch the guy in the throat.
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Glad to see you had similar feelings towards this character. The bradj theory was construed last night while I was decently (or undecently?) intoxicated. So, I believe that can be dismissed as well.

xb33bsa said:
next time make sure you know when you are drinking in a queer bar
not that there is anything wrong with that
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Hahaha and this sir is why I don't go downtown. Everyone wanted to go to these crowded bars and I didn't want to be that guy crying about it to change the plans. Next time I'll respectfully decline.
 
I got into it with that character in Philly once. It was at a 4-way stop where two one way streets crossed. He was passing traffic from behind on the left. I had my turn signal on to take a left turn. He still tried to pass me on my left side anyway and when I cut him off, he flipped out and starting yelling and talking shit. I didn't say a word. Since my truck was blocking his way, I just got out and kicked his back wheel into a taco, got back into my truck and drove off.
 
deviant said:
I got into it with that character in Philly once. It was at a 4-way stop where two one way streets crossed. He was passing traffic from behind on the left. I had my turn signal on to take a left turn. He still tried to pass me on my left side anyway and when I cut him off, he flipped out and starting yelling and talking shit. I didn't say a word. Since my truck was blocking his way, I just got out and kicked his back wheel into a taco, got back into my truck and drove off.
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I'd pay to have seen that one haha
 
deviant said:
I got into it with that character in Philly once. It was at a 4-way stop where two one way streets crossed. He was passing traffic from behind on the left. I had my turn signal on to take a left turn. He still tried to pass me on my left side anyway and when I cut him off, he flipped out and starting yelling and talking shit. I didn't say a word. Since my truck was blocking his way, I just got out and kicked his back wheel into a taco, got back into my truck and drove off.
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Fuck that guy and his taco wheel.


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