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Author Topic: Funniest joke in the world?  (Read 1596 times)

Offline The Limey

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #10 on: Feb 13, 2018, 09:51:45 »
There's an innuendo competition next week.

I'm thinking of entering my Sister.
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Offline SONIC.

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #11 on: Feb 13, 2018, 18:04:55 »
Holy thread revival.
7 years ago...

None of the jokes were funny then either.

Offline CrabsAndCylinders

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #12 on: Feb 13, 2018, 18:52:33 »
I was browsing BBC news, found this.
 It won funniest joke at Edinburgh Fringe Festival
 "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
I'm now using it in my sig  ;D

Here's full link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14646532

I love British humour.
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Offline Hoofhearted

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #13 on: Feb 13, 2018, 18:53:20 »
What about the guy who wanted to be a tap dancer but he fell into the sink and broke his ankle.   And for my English friends he decided to be a Morris dancer but fell off the hood and broke his other ankle,

I'll leave now.  I know where the door is.
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Offline CrabsAndCylinders

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #14 on: Feb 13, 2018, 18:56:02 »
This has a Far Side feel, loved the Far Side.
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Offline coyote13

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #15 on: Feb 14, 2018, 16:08:16 »
You guys got it all wrong.  Best joke (and delivery) ever right here.

Half the fun's in the get there...

Offline crazypj

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Re: Funniest joke in the world?
« Reply #16 on: Feb 14, 2018, 16:53:00 »
What about the guy who wanted to be a tap dancer but he fell into the sink and broke his ankle.   And for my English friends he decided to be a Morris dancer but fell off the hood and broke his other ankle,

I'll leave now.  I know where the door is.
You must have been at the same pantomime as me (I was 6 ot 7 at the time  ;D )
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