not a personal injury, but one to an old roommate. story is this:
New Years 2002, in Iowa City partying, head back to Ames the next morning and walk in my apartment with blood on the walls, all over the floor and on the ceiling (seriously, blood on the ceiling) and my twin bro and room mate are no where to be found. so i'm freaking out at the amount of dried blood that has run down the walls from light switches and the dried 'chips' of blood that were on the kitchen floor. So after about 5 minutes of frantically calling random people whom might have been @ my place the night before my brother and roomie walk in with Ray-Ray in a bright green cast on his right arm. I was like 'WHO THE FUCK GOT KILLED IN HERE LAST NIGHT??!'
what had happened is my roomie and bro and a few others were playing a round of last man standing with bottles of So-Co and Admiral Nelson (gotta love being broke and in college) and my roomie happened to have a brand new bread machine. so after a bottle or 3 they make some apple cinnamon bread and whist cutting the delicious savory yumminess that is homemade bread he completely took his thumb clean off. (dont ask me how, but the thumb was on the floor...go go miracle blade i guess) and in the 'Oh Shit Moment' he was spinning wildly while the artery was spitting blood like a watergun all over the apartment. he had so much alcohol in him that the blood dried up into 'chips' like little red cornflakes. he got it re-attached but has no movement in it 7 years later.
