Bucket-0-Fish

I got a good chuckle outta this one....

A man got stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: Do you have a permit for these fish?

Man: No sir, these are my pet fish.

Warden: Your pet fish? How is that?

Man: Well, every night I take my pet fish for a walk to the lake. I let them swim for about a half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this almost every night.

Warden: Well that’s just a crock of lies, This I’ve got to see!!

Man: Here I’ll show you (dumps the fish in the lake)

5 MIN. LATER

Warden: Well?

Man: What?

Warden: THE FISH!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PET FISH???

Man: What fish?

That's a pretty good one! I've heard another one that's similar...

A student gets caught by his principal in a bathroom stall with a bag of weed

Principal: What are you doing with that bag of drugs young man?

Student: You don't understand, I keep flushing them to get rid of them but they come back out of the toilet every time!

Principal: That's nonsense.

Student: I'll show you! I swear I'm not lying!

Principal: Fine then, show me.

Student flushes the bag. Both stand there looking at the toilet

Principal: Well?!?

Student: Well, what?

Principal: The pot! Where is the pot???

Student: What pot?