It's a good thing that I'm a (relatively) patient man. :
The bike shop got my tires in, and mounted and balanced. Turns out they were not the ContiGO that I thought, but the older Continental Ultra TKV11/12. Also I paid in advance for the tires (with mark-up), then paid AGAIN for mount and balance.
Lesson learned: Order my own damn tires, and THEN pay for mount and balance.
That said, they did a good job.
See that GP stand that is over in the corner? I figured that I would "save time" by using that to pull my wheels, since my bike-jack was under an ACVW engine. See, I would have had to find some blocks to brace the engine while I used it for it's intended purpose.
The observant among you will notice that the ACVW engine HAS blocks under it in this photo. Apparently I am capable of doing things the proper way, but I have to screw things up first.....ya know....just to keep it challenging.
So here's the picture: I have the bike up on the center stand, the rear tire is off the ground so I pull it first. Problem is that with the stock rear fender the wheel/tire assembly won't come out. :-\
So undaunted, I use the GP jack to
carefully lift the front (after centering the rear tire/wheel in the rear fender. I successfully get the front brake and speedo unhooked, and the tire/wheel set aside.
Now I get the bright idea, to lower the front down onto the fork-ends, and gain clearance for the rear to come out. :
As I slowly lowered the front, the GP jack cammed the center stand down at the same time. The bike slowly gracefully settled flat down on the center-stand pivot and the fork-ends. :-[
So there it sat, flat on its belly, with the rear tire/rim trapped even more solidly.
Now properly motivated
, I blocked up the ACVW engine and placed the motorcycle jack next to the bike, fashioned a lever out of a two by four and a piece of split fire-wood, and enlisted the help of my understanding wife. (after she stopped giggling and pointing) :-[
She pushed down on the 2x4, the short end was placed between the front of the pipes resting on the bottom motor-mount. I steadied the bike with one hand, and slid the jack in place with the other. As she lowered it carefully down, I noticed the pads on the jack were too narrow to go under both pipes, but to wide to go between them to rest under the frame. A quick search netted a couple of 2x2s that by shear luck were the proper length. Soon the bike was resting relatively solidly on the jack. Much more stable then the other dicey predicaments that it has been in today. ;D
Now it was a quick and easy task to pull the rear wheel/tire, take both to the bike shop, and replace with the nice new tires. ;D
I figure NOT dumping the bike by trying to "save time", was probably one part being cautious and going slow and easy, and three parts dumb-luck.
Oh yeah.....I STILL have not received my surety bond in the mail. So still not tagged, but that's okay, the weather is shitty anyway. :