Why this section? While I can appreciate a cafe, a tracker, a restored stock bike or a fresh barn find, at the end of the day I'm taking one of my high bar rolling abortions for a spin. And won't need to down a ton of painkillers or muscle relaxants, won't need to drag out my cane, and won't miss work the next day because I can't stand up straight. Not all of us can ride a stocker anymore, let alone a cafe with clubman or clip-on bars.
I think everyone on this board is mature enough to recognize that hard work is hard work. We may have different tastes, but wouldn't it be boring as hell if we all rode the same style, drove the same car, drank the same beer and watched the same shows/movies?
Some people call my bike a bobber (it isn't). Some call it a chopper (only thing chopped is the stock tank mounts are cut off). Closest label is bar hopper, which was originally applied to stripped down, high bar, tiny tank, minimal lighting, basically brakeless in town only bikes. Technically, it isn't one of those either, not with its full FL rear fender, small bags, 15" rise apehangers, full ligthing, etc. What do I call it? Mine.