hahahaha no i feel ya bud, trust me i ride with a whole crew of guys on BMW's i hear harley jokes all day long as far as the touring bike, i would NEVER go for a distance ride on any bike without at least 3,000 miles on it... no joke, even if they screwed up on torquing down the primary, the pressure on the inner bearing would be too much and that would get fried... there is a ton of stuff you want to get out in the shake down for around 3000.
just to warn you if you do get a HD... service your own, their dealers are KNOWN for ripping people off! took me going to 5 dealers to finally find an honest one! it blows my mind how little some of the techs know and how much they rip people off in the service departments.... unreal, but there are some good ones out there! City Limits HD in IL is one of them, honest good people. granted I would never let anyone else touch a wrench to my bike, but recalls happen and need to be taken care of by the dealer. City limits even lets me hang in back with the tech as he works on my scoot, mainly cause they know me, and know how anal i am... i am cool with being "that guy"
just to warn you if you do get a HD... service your own, their dealers are KNOWN for ripping people off! took me going to 5 dealers to finally find an honest one! it blows my mind how little some of the techs know and how much they rip people off in the service departments.... unreal, but there are some good ones out there! City Limits HD in IL is one of them, honest good people. granted I would never let anyone else touch a wrench to my bike, but recalls happen and need to be taken care of by the dealer. City limits even lets me hang in back with the tech as he works on my scoot, mainly cause they know me, and know how anal i am... i am cool with being "that guy"