How my new cellphone saved my motorcycle

An old friend just messaged me, so I went outside to have a smoke and use the new cellphone to FB.
Lady pulls up out front, and gets out of her car to drop off some flowers next door. I quickly realize a few things:

The vehicle is still on and in gear
The vehicle is headed straight for my KZ750
The vehicle has right-hand steering and the door is still open
also...
I don't have time for a smoke

So I run over, jump in the car, just as it goes over the curb, and two-foot the brakes. By now, the lady has looked back over and is chasing me, thinking that I'm stealing her car and have decided to stash it in the bush next to my motorcycle.

Very exciting.

Did you take a video of it with your new phone

Must have been quite a rush.

Damn it. Right. Thing takes hi-def video.

Although, in my defense, by the time I figured all of that out, my bike would've been a driveway pizza.