You won't fit in riding your 'wing.
I get not knowing, but I can't for the life of me understand not trying. It's only metal it can be fixed. Man up and risk a mistake in exchange for a lesson.
the logo was pretty good.
I'd lay a few bucks on any of those Motoatheists hitting a corner way too fast going "Oh God!!,Oh God!!, Oh God!!
Certainly not. Everyone knows Goldwings are made out of recycled pulpits and run on 10% holy water minimum.