First world problems...

[Finnigan]

I was sorting through my mountain of laundry that I havent done in months and came a cross a woman's black dress (short/skimpy)...I have a pretty good idea who it belongs to but honestly can't match it to one girl thats been to my apt in the past few months....

Problem, or awesome? YOU be the judge

 

[Mr.E]

Hmm... sounds like you need more b6 and vitamin E to combat short term memit)ry loss... and... there's a good chance the clothes near the bottom will need oxiclean and some good mildew treatment...


EDIT:

and... unless the aforementioned girl left your abode naked (highly doubt it) she's probably in your laundry too. Keep digging..

 

[boingk]

If she wore the dress in...

...what did she ware out??

- boingk

EDIT: Should be 'Wear' not 'Ware'... dammit.

 

[Finnigan]

If she wore the dress in...

...what did she ware out??

- boingk

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! ...she better not have worn my stuff home

 

[Mr.E]

If she wore the dress in...

...what did she ware out??

- boingk

Ha, you read my mind while I was editing

 

[hillsy]

It's OK to admit you own womens' clothes - we're here for you....


;D

 

[Finnigan]

hahaha!

 

[boingk]

Hahaha... nice! Love it when this happens, everyone onto the same weird thought at once.

Too bad my horribly glaring spelling mistake is now quoted several times :S

- boingk

 

[AgentX]

People do get laid in the 3d world too, you know. Actually, they're pretty good at it...

 

[AlphaDogChoppers]

It's only a problem if you try to return it to the wrong woman...

BTDT- VERY awkward...

 

[SONICJK]

It's only a problem if you try to return it to the wrong woman...

BTDT- VERY awkward...

Yes.
I did this last year. Returned something to my girlfriend that wasn't hers...ouch. Turns out it was my roommates girls, but that didn't stop her from being livid.

 

[AlphaDogChoppers]

You really, REALLY don't want your wife to find a woman's clothing item among your stuff. I've had that happen too. I SWEAR, I don't know how it happened.

I was at the gym one day, and an old friend was there. He was wearing red bikini underwear. I said, "Bob, when did you start wearing red bikini underwear?"

He said, "Right after my wife found a pair in the glove compartment of my truck."

 

[bowman41]

You really, REALLY don't want your wife to find a woman's clothing item among your stuff. I've had that happen too. I SWEAR, I don't know how it happened.

I was at the gym one day, and an old friend was there. He was wearing red bikini underwear. I said, "Bob, when did you start wearing red bikini underwear?"

He said, "Right after my wife found a pair in the glove compartment of my truck."

haha That shit right there is classic