MAY 2011 BOTM VOTING - if you don't vote you don't get to complain

[dewjantim]

Do you have big boobs and a nice butt....... hell, I can make my own coffee if you do......

Hahaha.


The Guzzi girl? Pshhh. I will sell myself to the next person to vote for Kev's 200. I do tricks, am low-maintenance, and make a killer coffee. And I'm a good listener. :-*

 

[dewjantim]

I am lucky that my hound didn't get me a beer...... he would have wanted one also..... as for the guzzi girl, a smile and a wink will go a long way....

Dude, your girl won't go to the fridge for you. How you gonna get a guzzi girl on a plane without a mickey?

Now let's see the true power of democracy, let the mud slinging begin!

 

[benarmour]

The Guzzi girl? Pshhh. I will sell myself to the next person to vote for Kev's 200. I do tricks, am low-maintenance, and make a killer coffee. And I'm a good listener. :-*

Awh man! If only you'd have made this offer 5 minutes before I voted!!

 

[CresentSon]

So......... Team Honda is offering a lifetime of indentured servitude from a guy that builds kevlar lined, practically bullet proof tins, and Team Kawa has a dude willing to wink at a hot chick on your behalf.


I'm picking up on a lack of dedication from the Kawa ranks.

The honor alone of having a hand in hoisting Stik70's 200 aloft to it's proper place of divinity at the peak of Mount Olympus would win you the favor of Athena, Dianna, Herra, and Aphrodite. You could be the envy of the pitiful souls nursing there shattered lives, who chose to cast there lot in vain, or Dew is willing to wink at a hot chick for you...

8)

 

[CresentSon]

Hey if you ask real nice, he might even pass Suzy a note for you in gym class.

 

[Hoosier Daddy]

Voted... then read the rest of this thread.
Funny shit!

 

[Ringo]

Hahaha, I can't speak for the rest of us, but I'm kind of an oddball.

Dew, I have uninspiring boobs...and I'm not sure about my butt either. But you haven't had coffee till you try mine. My gin and tonics are superb too. I don't know, I think I'd make a pretty good indentured servant.

 

[dewjantim]

Hey..... you don't know what that wink does to women......heh...heh...heh.

So......... Team Honda is offering a lifetime of indentured servitude from a guy that builds kevlar lined, practically bullet proof tins, and Team Kawa has a dude willing to wink at a hot chick on your behalf.


I'm picking up on a lack of dedication from the Kawa ranks.

The honor alone of having a hand in hoisting Stik70's 200 aloft to it's proper place of divinity at the peak of Mount Olympus would win you the favor of Athena, Dianna, Herra, and Aphrodite. You could be the envy of the pitiful souls nursing there shattered lives, who chose to cast there lot in vain, or Dew is willing to wink at a hot chick for you...

8)

 

[dewjantim]

If I did pass that note in gym class....... little Suzy might give up some ass......

Hey if you ask real nice, he might even pass Suzy a note for you in gym class.

 

[dewjantim]

You should try the 16" tires......even with some 10W40 as lube it sure is tight.....

You Americans are an odd people..........I have never mounted my tyres!

Over here we simply have them fitted to the rims.......

 

[dewjantim]

Well, since you make a good gin and tonic...... and are an admitted oddball...... here are three chics for you....heh....heh.....heh.....

Hahaha, I can't speak for the rest of us, but I'm kind of an oddball.

Dew, I have uninspiring boobs...and I'm not sure about my butt either. But you haven't had coffee till you try mine. My gin and tonics are superb too. I don't know, I think I'd make a pretty good indentured servant.

 

[Ringo]

I'm down, goat and all.

So are they getting thrown in with the Guzzi girl? I don't think I can compete any more.

 

[dewjantim]

Yep...... I knew the goat would seal the deal.....

 

[VonYinzer]

What the hell is going on in here? Beastiality, man-whoring, alcohol consumption! I mean, it all sounds like a good time, but shouldnt we all be trying to ensure a Stik70 win!? Hahaha...

 

[Ringo]

I was doing my best. Then mostly naked chicks, goats and such came along and stole my thunder.

 

[dewjantim]

Damn....... this is a hellofa thread .....

 

[VonYinzer]

Im not really. Just pulling for a great bike, and a hell of a guy. Everyone relax before this turns into a repeat of the nomination thread. Hahaha.

 

[FunJimmy]

One question above all else....why are you trying to influence the vote anyway?

Probably a politician!

 

[dewjantim]

I think he is a Honda spy, trying to steal BOTM .......

 

[CresentSon]

I still want to know how Dew voted 7 times since I last looked... Darn Kawa villiany I tell you!