An interesting convesation with an ebayer.

Staffy

It's not yours 'til you cut it up.
Tonight I emailed an ebayer asking for information. The conversation went like this:

Me to ebay seller:
"What size is this hat?"

Ebay seller to me:
"Cant seem to see a size on the hat but my husband has tried it on and it fits him if that's any help."

:eek: :-\

Me to ebay seller:
"Well without knowing what size your husbands head is I won't know what size the hat is...."

Ebay seller to me:
"Don't bid then..."

So naturaly I replied quite diplomatically:
"No worries. Thanks for you assistance at helping out a potential buyer. I look forward to not bidding, nor paying you the $20-30 I thought this hat may have been worth. Good day to you and may all future buyers be equally as astonished at how you may bend over backwards to reach for a simple tape measure."

Are people getting stupider?
 
Paul, you are by far nicer than me. I would have asked if he was a pea brain, cone head, or maybe even a Sasquatch.

Every time something like this happens, I want to buy the item then give them horrible feedback.
 
I always find facetious conversation is the best plan of attack Rich.
 
that is hilarious. if her husband has as small of a brain as she does than i bet it wouldn't fit you anyhow. people never cease to amaze me.



Staffy said:
Tonight I emailed an ebayer asking for information. The conversation went like this:

Me to ebay seller:
"What size is this hat?"

Ebay seller to me:
"Cant seem to see a size on the hat but my husband has tried it on and it fits him if that's any help."

:eek: :-\

Me to ebay seller:
"Well without knowing what size your husbands head is I won't know what size the hat is...."

Ebay seller to me:
"Don't bid then..."

So naturaly I replied quite diplomatically:
"No worries. Thanks for you assistance at helping out a potential buyer. I look forward to not bidding, nor paying you the $20-30 I thought this hat may have been worth. Good day to you and may all future buyers be equally as astonished at how you may bend over backwards to reach for a simple tape measure."

Are people getting stupider?
 
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