another silly wearable stereotype...

Mr.E

Mr.E

Got to keep the loonies on the path...
Just saw this on craigslist. Just when I had hopes that the funny face masks were going away...

http://www.skullriding.com/
 
Only thing i can say is "WHY" ? thats what they make full face lids for lol
 
I'm just waiting to see a "Free with every purchase of gold plated ape hangers" type ad for these.

I live near like 3 chopper shops and one of the largest HD dealers in the region. I get to see stuff like this all the time in person.
 
But guys, it'd make me fuckin' SCARY!

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I'm buying all the halloween skull mask and re-selling at very fair price of $30.

There really needs to be a barfing smiley face.
 
I like the bottom of the ad, where it states:

While testing the skull face shield out, we had our photos taken by random people, seemed some people were afraid to look when at stoplights next to them. It even felt safer going through intersections because people noticed us so much easier.

Afraid? Are you F'n kidding me? Maybe they were afraid of offending them with laughter.
 
There was a pack of "bikers" that pulled up next to Miss Kitty and I the other afternoon and the two guys in front were wearing those. I laughed hard enough that they saw and the pisspot closest tried a little head juke in my direction I assume to intimidate? I tried to get my phone up to take their pics but the light changed.

We got a good laugh at'm though...
 
Bad Ass! Yo where's bobber cult? Tell him to PM me his addy, I think I found him the perfect bday present.
 
I like this:

"We don't claim our Skull Face shield is perfect, in fact, we know it isn't...."

No f*cking way..... ::)
 
I love how they keep calling it 'scary'.

THe idea that someone who doesn't need a night-light might be scared by that is pathetic.
 
SheSpeedTrippin said:
I'm buying all the halloween skull mask and re-selling at very fair price of $30.

There really needs to be a barfing smiley face.
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I would totally buy a barfing smiley face and sport it!
 
These guys claim they prefer the freedom of having their lower face exposed, but then they cover it up with something silly like this.

And really, that word sums up 100% perfectly what I feel about these things. They are silly.
 
DreadRock said:
Only thing i can say is "WHY" ? thats what they make full face lids for lol
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I think there might be a market for a face mask that is designed to look like a full face lid. I'm gonna get right on it and make a website now.
 
ako said:
I think there might be a market for a face mask that is designed to look like a full face lid. I'm gonna get right on it and make a website now.
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And get to work on a full face helmet that looks like a half face while you're at it.


May as well cater for all markets ;)
 
Little update here that made me remember this thread. I actually saw one od these today... guy pulled up to me at a light on a rebel 250wearing it. Flannel, chuck taylors, and a nazi lid. Yup, I was reeaalllyyy scared. I laughed at him and picked up my phone to snap a pic nut he flipped me off and turned right before could. Poor guy, must suck to be that insecure....
 
I just ordered 20 of them. In case you didnt notice, theyre made in the US by "one of us". If any of you assholes want to laugh at me or try to take my pic, Ill punch you in your Commie mouths. Now, I have to go call Bobber Cult and see if he wants to relist them here for $40 a pop (INFLATION MUTHERFUCKERS! BEING A FUCKING BADASS WILL COST YA!).

Anyway... Im gonna go order 10 more. I dont want to live in a world where I dont have a plastic, anatomically incorrect lower skull mask in every room of my house.

All of you assholes laugh now... This IS the new hot ticket.
 
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