"Cafe Racer" such a loose term! Craigslist "Gem" of the week!

that guy ought to be smacked in his face. If my father owned something for that long, there is no way I'd ever give it up
 
Any motorcycle that has potential racing ability and also has been altered in anyway from factory specifications for performance gains IE: taking off things for weight reduction in order for the bike to go faster is technically a Cafe Racer. So yes a Honda CBR can technically be a cafe racer. No one really excepts that especially the old farts because a CBR looks nothing like an old Triumph with clubman bars.

You got to remember though. What was the whole reason for the Cafe Racer and how did they come about? Well some British asshole wanted to get to one cafe to the next cafe on his motor bike faster than the other blokes bike. So he started taking off shit on his bike and getting lower to the ground in order to take turns faster. Than some other asshole came by and said wow you have a Cafe Racer there huh? and so the Cafe Racer was born.
 
I really get a kick out of some of the goofy photos that people put on the CL ads. But come on, do I really want to see some goofball sitting on his bike without his shirt on?

Why not get a little more creative - even if it's cheesy - and give us something else to look at. Here's my poor attempt at Photoshop. It's not that hard people. (Well, maybe it is after looking at Kate for awhile). I'm just sayin'.
 

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getindachoppa said:
Any motorcycle that has potential racing ability and also has been altered in anyway from factory specifications for performance gains IE: taking off things for weight reduction in order for the bike to go faster is technically a Cafe Racer. So yes a Honda CBR can technically be a cafe racer. No one really excepts that especially the old farts because a CBR looks nothing like an old Triumph with clubman bars.

You got to remember though. What was the whole reason for the Cafe Racer and how did they come about? Well some British asshole wanted to get to one cafe to the next cafe on his motor bike faster than the other blokes bike. So he started taking off shit on his bike and getting lower to the ground in order to take turns faster. Than some other asshole came by and said wow you have a Cafe Racer there huh? and so the Cafe Racer was born.

Not more of this B/S. Haven't we hashed this around as a group about a million times already and agreed to disagree. :)

And you don't lower a bike to go around turns faster. You leave it alone or raise it. Lowering it drops the C of G and that means it has to lean over further and it can't do that because things scrape. Where does that misinformed carp originate and why is it still being circulated.

What's really ironic though is the use of "Excepts" when it should be "accepts". ;D
 
Wangofree said:
I really get a kick out of some of the goofy photos that people put on the CL ads. But come on, do I really want to see some goofball sitting on his bike without his shirt on?

Why not get a little more creative - even if it's cheesy - and give us something else to look at. Here's my poor attempt at Photoshop. It's not that hard people. (Well, maybe it is after looking at Kate for awhile). I'm just sayin'.

On her, a bare middle is easy on the eyes. Not so much for many cafe bikes though. Tubby middles should be covered. Some bikes need a little more modesty. :)
 
teazer said:
Not more of this B/S. Haven't we hashed this around as a group about a million times already and agreed to disagree. :)

And you don't lower a bike to go around turns faster. You leave it alone or raise it. Lowering it drops the C of G and that means it has to lean over further and it can't do that because things scrape. Where does that misinformed carp originate and why is it still being circulated.

What's really ironic though is the use of "Excepts" when it should be "accepts". ;D

dude, but lowering is such an "aggressive" look ;D
 
teazer said:
Not more of this B/S. Haven't we hashed this around as a group about a million times already and agreed to disagree. :)

And you don't lower a bike to go around turns faster. You leave it alone or raise it. Lowering it drops the C of G and that means it has to lean over further and it can't do that because things scrape. Where does that misinformed carp originate and why is it still being circulated.

What's really ironic though is the use of "Excepts" when it should be "accepts". ;D

the rider goes lower to the ground not the bike! ie: clubman bars
 
CG does not make you faster or slower. Leaned over reduces frontal area, so wind resistance is lower....
 
DesmoBro said:
http://maine.craigslist.org/bar/4113676956.html

My toy for your toy I have a cbr600cc bike customized to the ruthless on off road mudding atv reaches speeds up to 175 un governed atv tires and rear frame go's thro7gh the m7d like its not there wips donuts and climes 90%inclines lot of time into the build will not find another like it cash offers or trades what ya got interests truck plow truck lifted truck gmc chevy nova firebird fire bird trans am transam camaro 3000gt 3000 gt atv atvs tag along mostly stuff with a motor jetboat jet boat 2075422157 call or text any time day or night

Ever see what happens to those ATV tires at 50 MPH....They get a lot taller....Not many tire mfg make 175 MPH rated ATV tires....Maybe 175 KPH...Nah, even that is too fast...
 
http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4037227706.html

Interesting to say the least. I think his wife is saving him the embarrassment and saying she really "wants" a golf cart. Or she is sick of being seen on this. The bike itself I'm sure runs great but the scheme is... well.. distracting.
 
Drey6 said:
http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4037227706.html

Interesting to say the least. I think his wife is saving him the embarrassment and saying she really "wants" a golf cart. Or she is sick of being seen on this. The bike itself I'm sure runs great but the scheme is... well.. distracting.

One word. Fugly
 
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