Meh, it ain't that bad.
Don't let your head get big over a pipeburn article. Your bike is something a 16year old might build after watching too much t.v.
But it's not as bad as these guys are making it out to be.
XB has a raging inferiority complex so he feels the need to personally insult people when he critiques a bike.
The clearance in the rear is deceptive.I bet it doesn't rub that much.
Its just a little custom cruiser. Nothing more nothing less. You did things differently than any experienced builder would have done them, that's all.
The wobbly ignition bothers me more than anything.
Hipsters always did strike me as putting on a costume every day, which is essentially what it is.That bothers me too, but that's a personal choice. Much like some of the choices you made on the bike.
Good Luck with the sale.