DOOMSDAY!!!

are the 4 horsemen showing up 6am or pm? I have shit to do like pick up my drycleaning and I need to know if I have to rush...
 
Ok, after a few glasses of red, I gotta say this is fucking freaky!!!!
The chicks last name and mine are the same....freaky cuz not a common name. I recently moved from Colorado to NorCal,(just north of Oakland) again freaky.
Bottom line there are some fucked up people out there, just wish they didn't sport the same last name!!!
My thoughts, live like today was your last day, you will have more fun....
 
Ah man.. That's when my buddy's bachelor party starts.. Guess we're gonna have a good time! Hope it's Zombies. I'm ready for this!
 
And don't forget: oprah is quitting so this MUST BE THE END!!!! Maybe we will see zombie oprahs?
 
Beer is in the fridge, pizza in the oven. I'm as ready for the end as I'll ever be. T-Minus 2hrs17mins to rapture, Bring it on god!
 
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

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Signing in from north of Pittsburgh. The air is still. Very quiet right now, though the occasional groan can be heard from the more populated areas of town. We have seen one of "them". Eyes sunken, skin grey and dry. We didnt think it would happen this quickly, but it seems that the "happening" works quickly. As of now we are barricaded inside the old Westinghouse plant at the north of town. Steel sheet walls, tall fencing, high spots for good lookout points. Plenty of ammo, fuel, and food/water for now. We are preparing some large trucks for the eventual supply runs. Unfortunatly we lost a few members of the group early. They will be greatly missed, but we must perservere. We will wait out the initial event, and as time allows we'll move onto a more sustainable location. The Allegheney forest has some easily defended camp areas with concrete block buildings and access to fresh water and wild game/vegitation. If anyone can read this, we will pop smoke every two miles. Godspeed.
 
They broke through the back door before we could reinforce it. Ive managed to destroy the staircase behind us. The bathtub is filled up with water but we have little food. I heard the neighbours screaming, but they're serbian and I dont understand what they were saying. A shame too the woman was really hot. So far they havnt knocked over the modem downstairs so I can write this to you, but its only a matter of time. Im going to try to get through the ceiling. From the roof we might be able to dorp down to the truck and escape. I hope my baby son lives. Good luck everyone

ps the neighbour was REALLY good looking!
 
At 6:00pm the Rapture came, and nothing changed.
I guess I was already in Heaven...

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ProSimex said:
I heard the neighbours screaming, but they're serbian and I dont understand what they were saying.
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Were they screaming Idi u picku maternu? or Pusi mi Kurac?
One of my best mates is a Serb and these are without a doubt his two most used phrases. I wont post the translations here though.
 
I think it translated into " I should have left you for that handsome young man in 35 while I still had the chance!!!"
As far as your buddies favorite phrases, I have found that folks from the former Yugoslavia have a fantastic way with words. My firend Walter "The Croatian sensation" Borossa is the same.
 
Damn, I missed it. By the time things make it all the way out here to the boondocks, it's all over. I bet I don't find out for weeks whether the world ended or not.
 
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