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*sigh*
Weather was perfect this weekend. 12*C (about 50*F)and sunny. But I can't get my bike to a restaurant!
Engine's at work, frame's in the shed, forks in the garage...
Next time!
Ok, let's see...
In a restaurant parking lot? Check.
Hot? Check.
Killer Rack? Check. (x3)
Tattoos? Check. (that was extra points )
And the added bonus of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead!
Well each girl on the ends has a hand on it making them all 3 on it by proxy lol. Making them a multi headed,racked,armed,etc thing of beauty all over that bike. I say congrats Redbird!
Ok, since Scott wants to be difficult :
The next mark is: Your bike and any form of birth control. The only stipulation is, the bike must be on the street. No garage or driveway shots.
That should be easy enough for even the still cold climates to participate
Too harsh (or perhaps too vague) a joke about Smajure's parents need, and lack there of, of safe sex practices?
You know... because a 163rd trimester is a little late to abort?
Well, I was leaning towards Teazer's line of thinking - rolling the bike out to the road and taking a shot with all five kids in front of it, ages 2 through 11, and me with my head in my hands. It's still so damned icy outside, though, that I almost dumped the bike on my way to the street, so I concede that I've bailed on ya.
Here's some birth control for ya: a picture taken when my first two kids were 2 and 3, and they woke up about an hour before I did:
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