*greatest movie quote thread ever*
- Thread starter forcefanajd
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tWistedWheelz
BUILT NOT BOUGHT!
fight club:
"I wanted to destroy something beautiful....."
"I want to have your abortion"
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
"I wanted to destroy something beautiful....."
"I want to have your abortion"
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
dead bound
5'6" piece of twisted steel and sex appeal
FULL METAL JACKET:
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Doctor: I told you, urine sample, Nurse Jenny! Black Dynamite! I mean, really!
Black Dynamite: Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties, what did you expect? How's my X-Ray?
and...
Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery.
Black Dynamite: Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties, what did you expect? How's my X-Ray?
and...
Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery.
Ghosttown
Been Around the Block
tis' the season:
Phil: "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
&
"People like blood sausage too, people are morons."
one of my all time favorites...
Can't forget about:
"Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'. "
Phil: "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
&
"People like blood sausage too, people are morons."
one of my all time favorites...
Can't forget about:
"Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'. "
Basement rat
Over 1,000 Posts
Conan
Thulsa Doom:Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child...
Thulsa Doom: [coaxes the girl to jump to her death]
Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
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Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
One of my favorite movies.
Thulsa Doom:Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child...
Thulsa Doom: [coaxes the girl to jump to her death]
Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
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Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
One of my favorite movies.
Useful Idiot
Been Around the Block
All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!
dead bound
5'6" piece of twisted steel and sex appeal
Lock,Stock
Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
Tom: It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.
Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
Tom: It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.
Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
forcefanajd
Over 1,000 Posts
i must say, im very impressed with everyones vast knowledge on "B" movies. i have a huge collection (pushing 400+) of "B" movies/horror movies and all my friends have no clue about them but when i make them watch them they end up loving them.
dead bound
5'6" piece of twisted steel and sex appeal
Scarface:
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
Say hello to my little friend!
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!
The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
Say hello to my little friend!
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!
The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
Swagger
Putting boot to ass since 1967!
I have one that I DARE any of you to figure out. If you do I'll give you a prize of some sort.
Google all you want, but it's likely to serve you poorly. This one is for the Pros and Hardcore B-movie lovers:
Dookie: "What the fuck are you doing?
Shank: "Huh?"
Dookie: "I said, what the FUCK are you doing you shit breath lowlife dick-bag!"
Shank: "Oh.....uhhhh...setting a trap.....?"
Dookie: "No....no you're not. You're plonkin' the pup....asshole"
Shank: "...uhhh....."
Dookie: "Ok look......when you want to catch a rat you put cheese on the trap....right....idiot?"
Shank: "....yeeeaaaah...?"
Dookie: "When you put tofu on the goddamned Mouse-FUCKING-TRAP........what will you catch dumbass?"
Shank: "...errr......(scratching head)....."
Dookie: (sighs) "hippies" "You catch fucking smelly goddamned stinkyass hippies. Fucks. The whole lot of them!"
Shank: "Ohhhhh...."
Dookie: "Shank, you stupid inbred sag lipped goat licker...are we here this fine and sunny day to catch ourselves a hippy? No.....don't speak if you can call that lip slapping speech...just don't do it. I'll help you. We're not hunting hippies Shank. You sorry fuck. No, we're here to catch a rat."
Shank: "A rat"
Dookie: "YES A FUCKING RAT!! NOW GET ME MY PUSSY!!!!!"
I'll not succumb to begging, so get you're crap movie thinking tukes on and let's get to it!
IMDB will fail you.
Google will fail you.
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Hint #1: Not filmed in the US, but from a US crew, actors and director
Hint #2: Made in the late 90's, released in the states in 2005 (this is a big hint)
Hint #3: a total disappointment if you saw it expecting it to stick to the genre the title/cover/promotions/trailers et al tried to imply.....
Google all you want, but it's likely to serve you poorly. This one is for the Pros and Hardcore B-movie lovers:
Dookie: "What the fuck are you doing?
Shank: "Huh?"
Dookie: "I said, what the FUCK are you doing you shit breath lowlife dick-bag!"
Shank: "Oh.....uhhhh...setting a trap.....?"
Dookie: "No....no you're not. You're plonkin' the pup....asshole"
Shank: "...uhhh....."
Dookie: "Ok look......when you want to catch a rat you put cheese on the trap....right....idiot?"
Shank: "....yeeeaaaah...?"
Dookie: "When you put tofu on the goddamned Mouse-FUCKING-TRAP........what will you catch dumbass?"
Shank: "...errr......(scratching head)....."
Dookie: (sighs) "hippies" "You catch fucking smelly goddamned stinkyass hippies. Fucks. The whole lot of them!"
Shank: "Ohhhhh...."
Dookie: "Shank, you stupid inbred sag lipped goat licker...are we here this fine and sunny day to catch ourselves a hippy? No.....don't speak if you can call that lip slapping speech...just don't do it. I'll help you. We're not hunting hippies Shank. You sorry fuck. No, we're here to catch a rat."
Shank: "A rat"
Dookie: "YES A FUCKING RAT!! NOW GET ME MY PUSSY!!!!!"
I'll not succumb to begging, so get you're crap movie thinking tukes on and let's get to it!
IMDB will fail you.
Google will fail you.
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Hint #1: Not filmed in the US, but from a US crew, actors and director
Hint #2: Made in the late 90's, released in the states in 2005 (this is a big hint)
Hint #3: a total disappointment if you saw it expecting it to stick to the genre the title/cover/promotions/trailers et al tried to imply.....
forcefanajd
Over 1,000 Posts
wow man, im stumped, i know my "B" movies too and it sounds so familiar when i read it but i cant think of what its from.
dead bound
5'6" piece of twisted steel and sex appeal
100 Cheesiest Quotes... some of you may be guilty.
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