I was out for the morning trip to the Post Office today and stopped by the hardware store on the way home to buy a bottle of Loctite. I searched the appropriate area and could not find Loctite. Finally I saw the Loctite packages but they were super glue. Huh? I kept looking and eventually found one package of Super Glue and it was loctite. Confused and fearing there had been a serious twist in the space/time continuum, I carried the package of Super Glue loctite up to the counter and asked the lady why they only have Super Glue loctite and Loctite super glue. She didn't answer my question, just gave me a blank stare. Then I noticed she was wearing a t-shirt with something about Gorilla Glue written on it. That reminded me of the broken chimpanzee at home. She told me they don't carry Chimpanzee Glue. It just makes me wonder if True Value is suppose to be some kind of oxymoron. I bet they don't sell playing cards at Ace Hardware either.