Hipsters... Meh...

Man seriously....Bama is covered in them too. I permanently blame them for the rise in prices in my favorite thrift stores. I used to love to grab Jazz records and old popular mechanic's magazines from there. now these fucking weirdos steal my "work pants" and turn them into "club pants". I can't even go see a good show at a local bar without running into at least 5 of them.

It's like 4 generations of "style" cannibalized each others limbs and then puked into a pile on the floor and created a hipster. I have no idea what they even are supposed to be.

But then, I just talk shit. Really, I'm too live and let live to worry about it for too long....Until I see a show again! ::)
 
I have to deal with theese bastards on the daily working in a big college town , but i will say one thing theese kids have great taste when it comes to tattoos ;D , I keep trying to turn theese kids on to good music but it doesnt seem to work
 
Actually, Pabst is a strange company. They dont brew any beer. Miller brews it for them in San Antonio. They bought up the rights to a TON of beers. Lone Star being one of them. Pabst actually has almost no advertising budget or employees in comparison with other brewers. They also donate a good bit of their profits to charity. Its one of the reasons I started drinking it back in the day. Fuck hipsters.
 
Sorry for draging up a cold thread, but i thought this was funny as hell;

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


















Its a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
 
BAhahahahaha.... AHAhhahaha

Aw shit here it goes again... I can never get any real work done in the office.
 
I always get eyeballed by hipsters when I'm riding my bike through downtown Toronto. I feel like yelling out, "Hey, if you actually learned how to do something besides playing with your Iphone, you could ride around on one of these too!"
 
God, I think I know all those guys, they all live in LA. They are everywhere out here! Buncha dorks.

My sister told me a story about one of those guys she saw recently that I think is relevant.

This hipster is talking to a girl while on his motorcycle and the girl said, "So, is this a scooter?" He said (in a very macho, tough tone) , "No way, it is a motorcycle, 250cc and everything."

I would have given anything to pull right up on my CBR1000 at that moment and just laughed.
 
VonYinzer said:
Its great isnt it? Theres a million of the little bastards in Pittsburgh.
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lol i probably know who most of those douches are. hence, why i left pittsburgh. most of my generation sucks ASS.
 
mikeadamstattoo said:
most of my generation sucks ASS.
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No doubt mike, and Amen. I was just ranting about that this morning. I really mostly dislike people from the late 70's and 80's. Bleh. Now the 90's generation is trying to blow out their previous generations level of disappointment. I think that the future men being born today have got vaginas. Therefore, I call the teens to to twenties generation vagina....so let it be named.

Thank god for places like this. No hipsters!!!
 
i can't imagine what the hipster's future children will be like.. it scares me..

oh, i guess they won't have children. "male" hipsters' pants are too tight for them to possibly have weiners. kiles x is right, they've got vaginas!
 
go! said:
i can't imagine what the hipster's future children will be like.. it scares me..

oh, i guess they won't have children. "male" hipsters' pants are too tight for them to possibly have weiners. kiles x is right, they've got vaginas!
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Haha!
 
I live on hipster training grounds. For some reason they all come to art school in Providence and (thankfully) disperse amongst the major cities, so you deal with it! har har har!

Thank god they only ride PUCH's around here. Houses with a garage are rare in Providence.
 
For some perspective, anyone that rides a 70's cafe bike in Austin is considered a hipster by the local biker element ergo, everyone is a hipster to someone less 'hip'
 
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