Homemade Bobber Design? Input?

Im talking about your "design" ShittyBill. What the hell is going on? Is it a joke? An actuall attempt at pre planning a build of some variety? Have the meds finally kicked in? If it is for real, please read as many threads here as possible regarding frame design and geometry. I know its just a little 125 motor. It'll still go fast enough to hurt someone. Im all for homebuilt frames and bikes. Especially ones from scratch, but for christs sake my man. You've "sketched" a monstrosity. What about that is functional or even remotely translatable to real world fabrication? If that was built it would be as unrideable as a nun on Easter.
 
Homemade Bobber Design? Input?

VonYinzer said:
If that was built it would be as unrideable as a nun on Easter.

Awesome. That one is getting stored in the memory banks.
 
Im honestly not trying to be a dick. I know I dont have the needed skills to build a frame from scratch at this time. Im very lucky in the fact that I do know people who can though. And that said, I find it infuriating when people think its a breeze. Theres a TON of knowledge, skill, and craftmanship that go into a bespoke frame. Thats all man.
 
I know it takes a lot of skill and geometry, it was just a thought i might do, and might make. ive thought about using a frame off something else, but i wanted it to be fully homemade except for the engine and controls and shit obviously. its not the full design or anything, not having schematics and stuff, is just pointless, going all willy nilly on a bobber tryin to make it look good, and then screw up. (and yes i used the words willy nilly :D)
 
Shittybill said:
heres the final picture i drew, not that great, but its what im going to do, any suggestions on anything else i should do to it?
ROCK N FUCKIN ROLL MAN but use caution your gonna be pulling in some primo ass with that bike. the bitches wont know what hit them, they just be overcome with the earge to carry your seed so dont marrie the first one there will be plenity
 
I think the thing some of the readers here are struggling with is the disconnect between the idea of building a customized bike and the very rudimentary nature of the drawings. Most people who contemplate building or modifying a frame would at least break out a ruler when putting pencil to paper, and draw things to scale :)

This is either a serious discussion about building a custom bobber around a 125cc engine and some napkin drawings or it's the best tongue-in-cheek string-us-along Ali-G interview thread I've seen in a while ;)
 
bradj said:
ROCK N FUCKIN ROLL MAN your gonna be pulling in some primo ass with that bike. the bitches wont know what hit them, they just be overcome with the earge to carry your seed


baaaahahahahahaha that is AWESOME!!!




on another note, seriously, for safety reasons look into the frame design a bit more, other than that rad man!
 
only thingI think it needs
IMG237.jpg
 
Here Dude, start with this. Save it and then open with MS Paint. Then you can erase what you don't want and draw your lines where you do....
 

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Hoosier Daddy said:
Here Dude, start with this. Save it and then open with MS Paint. Then you can erase what you don't want and draw your lines where you do....
we ant gonna need all those fancy drawlings it will be fine with a capital F
Heres is your to do list for this build
1 stop at the piggle wiggly an grab a sixer
2 build a bad ass choppa
2 1/2 cut the arms out of your shirts
3 nail some fine ass ladies
4 kick some ass
Steps 1, 3 & 4 may will need repeated till every body knows what time it is
 
bradj said:
we ant gonna need all those fancy drawlings it will be fine with a capital F
Heres is your to do list for this build
1 stop at the piggle wiggly an grab a sixer
2 build a bad ass choppa
2 1/2 cut the arms out of your shirts
3 nail some fine ass ladies
4 kick some ass
Steps 1, 3 & 4 may will need repeated till every body knows what time it is

Thats what im talkin about! you sir, have a great mind!
 
I am no longer building the frame from scratch since im broke off my ass with $20 to my name and as lazy as a dunk on a couch. i am going to just make a bobber out of this half cafe'd '75 CB125. i will make up a frame picture (exact to the cb125 frame without lengths) and do step by step on what im going to do to it.
 

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Picture 1 is just the frame
Picture 2 is what im cutting off
Picture 3 is what its going to look like
 

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That a boy these fuckers have poll questions about what color to paint there own bike o course there not gonna understand how kool your bike is gonna be thank you for renewing my faith in man kind now put down the laptop and go show some lucky gal how we do and make sure you tell her "that ant love running down her face" befor you leave
 
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