loudest143
Insert sense of humor here---->
I am definitely on board with the MSF! Very valueable information and training.
Funny anecdote regarding noob riders and training......
I went to take my final test for my motorcycle endorsement. Geared up, had been practicing slaloms all morning, as I knew that I might have trouble with me 600lb GS850 on that part of the course. I get there early, hoping to practice on the official course. They are finishing up with a group of 3 young guys, who had two helmets, and two bikes amongst them. Ill fitting leather jackets, looked like they borrowed them from a fat uncle. First squid stalls the orange crotch rocket 3 times, puts his foot down 2 times, that's a fail, bye bye. He argues heavily for another chance, only to find out he can't retake the course for 7 days.
Next squid rolls the blue rocket to the line for the acceleration and full stop test. You have to accelerate to past 20 mph, then brake within a small boxed area and come to a complete stop, then put your foot down. Kid twists the throttle, hits the speed, then STOMPS on the rear brake. Brake locks up, tire skids, bike lays down and skids past the end of the entire course! ;D ;D ;D In 40 feet, he trashed a loaner bike, and failed his test. hahahahahahahaaaa
I had to ride away. I couldn't sit there and watch this gomer pick up the bike. Funny thing was, when I stopped laughing and wiped the piss out of my shorts, I came back and he was asking the instructor why he couldn't just 'do it over'. WOW.
(if you were doing the math, that was 3 guys, two bikes, and only one guy that passed.... How did they get the other bike home legally?)
Hope you all enjoyed this one. Take the MSF. And ride your own damned bike for the test.
loudest143
two words. re tarded.
Funny anecdote regarding noob riders and training......
I went to take my final test for my motorcycle endorsement. Geared up, had been practicing slaloms all morning, as I knew that I might have trouble with me 600lb GS850 on that part of the course. I get there early, hoping to practice on the official course. They are finishing up with a group of 3 young guys, who had two helmets, and two bikes amongst them. Ill fitting leather jackets, looked like they borrowed them from a fat uncle. First squid stalls the orange crotch rocket 3 times, puts his foot down 2 times, that's a fail, bye bye. He argues heavily for another chance, only to find out he can't retake the course for 7 days.
Next squid rolls the blue rocket to the line for the acceleration and full stop test. You have to accelerate to past 20 mph, then brake within a small boxed area and come to a complete stop, then put your foot down. Kid twists the throttle, hits the speed, then STOMPS on the rear brake. Brake locks up, tire skids, bike lays down and skids past the end of the entire course! ;D ;D ;D In 40 feet, he trashed a loaner bike, and failed his test. hahahahahahahaaaaI had to ride away. I couldn't sit there and watch this gomer pick up the bike. Funny thing was, when I stopped laughing and wiped the piss out of my shorts, I came back and he was asking the instructor why he couldn't just 'do it over'. WOW.
(if you were doing the math, that was 3 guys, two bikes, and only one guy that passed.... How did they get the other bike home legally?)
Hope you all enjoyed this one. Take the MSF. And ride your own damned bike for the test.
loudest143
two words. re tarded.
