March Moustache Madness!

[xcaptainxbloodx]

who's participating this year?

 

[HerrDeacon]

Never heard of it, what is it?

 

[Dingo]

i think you have to grow a mustache all march long

 

[Tim]

If I did that, I'm pretty sure I just might get myself put away once and for all. Or, I'd be declared the new President of Cuba.

 

[78kz]

I've had one for the last 12 years or so.
What do I win?

 

[chrisf]

it's mustache May, not march. There is even a mustache may website. I did it last year and felt like a douche all month. A mustache is really for me; I'm far too vain.

--chris

 

[Drifter]

I've had one for the last 12 years or so.
What do I win?

You already have one....well....then you must shave it off all March long! ;D
Or maybe not.

Dave

 

[xcaptainxbloodx]

both may and march are moustache months(but only in march is it called "the madness. just as October-December are beard months (octobeard,novembeard,decembeard. also known as a winter beard)

for those still in the dark: grow the best, most ridiculous moustache you can. be it a shitty 70s news anchor stash. handlebar, ass-kicker. whatever you want. its the one month where nobody can talk shit on any moustache. Its a subcultural holiday much like speak like a pirate day(September 19th) or no pants day(may 1st)

If you already have a beard or moustache you have to(or rather are heavily encouraged) change it up for the month. I already have a beard so Im going for the handlebar/mutton chop combo, a deadly one-two punch of facial hair if I do say so myself.

 

[chrisf]

Just my opinion, of course... If you already have a moustache, one can never go wrong by cutting it to a toothbrush style. I love it, and so do the ladies.

--Chris

 

[xcaptainxbloodx]

Just my opinion, of course... If you already have a moustache, one can never go wrong by cutting it to a toothbrush style. I love it, and so do the ladies.

--Chris

I had a toothbrush (AKA Charlie Chaplain/Hitler stash) for a day...my dad was pretttttty annoyed by it.

 

[butterflymethane]

Have any women participated? bhahahaha

 

[locOleoN]

I wish I could grow a moustache or a goatee...I just have no facial hair...Unfortunately it runs in the family!!
I shave my face ever 2-3 months at best.
Ive tried to grow a goatee in college, shaved daily w. shaving cream, even though there was nothing there and still nothing.

 

[chrisf]

Have any women participated? bhahahaha

I think women go retro during the month of May. That's their contribution.
--Chris

 

[Mortikan]

is april moustache rides .25 cents month?

 

[thebronze]

both may and march are moustache months(but only in march is it called "the madness. just as October-December are beard months (octobeard,novembeard,decembeard. also known as a winter beard)

for those still in the dark: grow the best, most ridiculous moustache you can. be it a shitty 70s news anchor stash. handlebar, ass-kicker. whatever you want. its the one month where nobody can talk shit on any moustache. Its a subcultural holiday much like speak like a pirate day(September 19th) or no pants day(may 1st)

If you already have a beard or moustache you have to(or rather are heavily encouraged) change it up for the month. I already have a beard so Im going for the handlebar/mutton chop combo, a deadly one-two punch of facial hair if I do say so myself.

You forgot March 14.....Steak & blow-job day

 

[Mortikan]

I must say march 14th last year was very nice. A good budy told my wife about it.
It's good to have friends who look out for you.
maybe like hallmark we should make up a holiday cafe racer day.
if enough people get it going we could get a card made

 

[xcaptainxbloodx]

the day hallmark starts making cards about cafe racing is the day I hang up my helmet.