so how much beer do

[beater]

you give your neighbor if he drops off TWO of these?

twin 1974 rd60's. Bikes were taken apart with 50 miles on them! I have titles (blank) and n.o.s. parts in the boxes. It's like friggin christmas!

actual photo of one of the bikes:

 

[sebatron]

i'd give at least 4 slabs (a slab = 24 bottles)
but shieett i like the shape of the tank - i'd give 2 slabs for one of those alone.

 

[Rocan]

id give him a personal bar setup with 4 kegs of his choice.

and id invite him to every barbeque id ever have, forever.

 

[newguyj]

four slabs and bottle of his fav spirit!

 

[boingk]

Haha, nice man! And yeah definitely great tanks - please tell me these hings are going to be either restored or cafed...

...and I'm in for 2 cases of beer and a bottle of spirits.

- boingk

 

[djelliott]

Haha, nice man! And yeah definitely great tanks - please tell me these hings are going to be either restored or cafed...

...and I'm in for 2 cases of beer and a bottle of spirits.

- boingk

+1. I think that's perfect. 2 30 packs of Highlife and a bottle of Powers.

 

[JRK5892]

hell ya! a 30 and bottle is sick!

 

[Deviant1]

Restored? Cafed?
No way. What you gotta do is rake the necks, put on extended fork tubes, strip the paint off and soak the tins in acid, put on a ridiculously huge 380 beachball monstrosity rear tire, a sissy bar complete with rebel flag insert, some hard bags (cuz everyone knows baggers are hot right now), and some short pipes with no baffles. Oh and a cupholder that'll hold a big gulp.Then you've got twins that you can be proud of.

I'm just kidding... definately resto on one and stripped down racer on the other

 

[boingk]

+1. I think that's perfect. 2 30 packs of Highlife and a bottle of Powers.

Just traded my mate a case (24 x 375ml) of Hollandia (kinda like Heineken...but Dutch) and a bottle of dark Capt. Morgans for his CBR250RR. He seemed happy, so maybe the formula is something like:

Cases of booze given (B) = number of bikes received (r) + 1 bottle of spirits (s)

Therefore, B = rs

See? Doesn't alcohol make algebra a lot more fun? No? Oh...well, I tried.

;D - boingk

 

[dcwp]

Hey Boingk I like your formula! It seems about right.

One minor tweak though, I think it should be B=r+s. As you have it it's B=bikes TIMES spirits.

OK, I'm sorry. I know that's totally obnoxious of me, but I'm a professor so correcting things is a compulsion out of my control.

I wonder too if there should be an additional variable for quality of booze, perhaps linked to age, condition, or even displacement of bikes?

 

[boingk]

You're dead right, dcwp. And yeah, probably some sort of conditional formula would work out better.

Although, the booze is more of a token gesture than anything I suppose - the more you give the easier it would probably be to give them cash instead. Perhaps we could work in a fail-safe whereby if the number of cases of beer rises over, say, 2 cases...the bottle of spirits or cases of beer should become more valuable?

Cheers - boingk

 

[beater]

so - I gave him a case of high life and a bottle of jameson's. He was pleased and brought me spare motors and parts!

I like my neighbor.


He says when I am done with these, he'll bring me the chappy that's out at the shop!


j

 

[killerdwarf]

If I were a chick, I'd blow him! Nice bikes!

 

[Drewski]

If I were a chick, I'd blow him! Nice bikes!

Oh sure.

 

[beard]

knowing you....
id lay off banging his wife for about 2 weeks
cough

 

[Curbcast]

hook me up wid one! Ill give you some thai whiskey & a cuban

 

[Rocan]

man, why cant my neighbors be like that?