You know who I hate? Those dudes.

I hate ignorant customers who are unable to do any of their own repair work, bring it to my shop, and then complain because the amount of labor charged does not match up with the stopwatch THEY held on the project!! If I wanted to screw you, you would KNOW I screwed you, because you would be done screwed!!

Long day at work, today...
 
I saw a post / quote / signature somewhere that went something like this:

"If you think a professional shop is expensive, wait til you see how much it costs to fix what an amateur has broken."

You get the point, I'm sure.
 
I hate when i give a est for a car repair, am given the go ahead to order 543.00 worth of parts form bmw. Then the whores boy friend talks her outta the job. becouse the parts that i was told to order and was given to her at cost are to much. So im stuck with fucking 600.00 bucks of shit for a car i dont own. I dont work at a shop anymore 600 is real money for me. i got it back but ti took a while. I was only doing the job becouse i needed the money and it cost me 600 bucks for a week. fucking shit cunt may end up needing tires by the time im over it!!!
 
I have just wasted 27 minutes of my life reading this drivel.
Bollocks to you all, you big girls blouses, bashing each others sphincters like it's going to heal up.
Jeez.
And another thing.
Fuck it, I can't even be bothered.

http://youtu.be/niqh3h8OC9w
 
I hate people who have just gotten their first smart phone and now that they have you trapped in the back seat of a vehicle with them they begin to extoll it's virtues and give you a guided tour through it's features, and then, after you've been forced to listen to some of their shitty iTunes they decide to play angry birds with the screen turned to you while they offer commentary. And they pronounce Cozumel Cozshuumell. And they won't just shut their stupid bitch mouth and let you enjoy your van ride in silence.
I fucking hate those people.
 
I was at a party once, and there was this guy that kept shoving his phone in my face. "This is my Harley. This is me on my Harley"

Fuckin' poser.
 
CrescentSon said:
What the fuck you got against angry birds a-hole...?

Fun fact. I'm amazing at Angry Birds... My "have a life" to "have a stupid high ranking" ratio is leaning WAAAAAAYYYYY too far to the right...

People ask me my secret... Truth is... I take long deuces..
 
Fuck you, Brad.

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