You know who I hate? Those dudes.

Flugtechnik said:
Don't even try to talk me out of it.


BTW, everyone in the state of Pennsylvania sucks. You know you do. It's just cold and your taxes are high.

Can't believe I missed this whole thread. And all I have to say is: Flug, you can take that comment and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.........which is in Pennsylvania.
 
bradj said:
Do kangaroo want to box all the time or just when someone rings a bell? I hate that cartoons have shaped my outlook on everything lol
Nah, whenever they see people they just fuck right off.
 
I'm from Cali..livin' in Austin. Every state and everybody in those states outside of Cali suck. Especially Texas...oh and the entire state of Floriduh. Oh and Ohio..dear god what a fucking pit.
 
veloracermike said:
I'm from Cali..livin' in Austin. Every state and everybody in those states outside of Cali suck. Especially Texas...oh and the entire state of Floriduh. Oh and Ohio..dear god what a fucking pit.

Hmmm, I've never heard of the state Cali, but I bet it gets confused with California all the time!

Ya ass.
 
Ohh, and fuck you all today.

Before I piss someone off, though I probably already have, I am just kidding. So don't get your panties in a wad ya fucks.

Excepty you Mr. VonYinzer, fuck you and your stupid new bike with no kick start.
 
JohnGoFast said:
Hmmm, I've never heard of the state Cali, but I bet it gets confused with California all the time!

Ya ass.

I'm a Cali native and I can call it whatever the fuck I want to call it...the rest of you toothless, sterno, drinking knuckle draggers are required to call it California. Or "god I wished I lived there instead of the cesspool I live in now".
 
Staffy said:
Nah, whenever they see people they just fuck right off.

I did meet a pretty chill roo at Taronga, but I reckon he's paid to lay there all day and let people see how close they can get to him. (I got within arms length and his tail twitched. Thats when I decided to GTFO). Later that day I (illegally) held a koala.

If I could have only found that Fosters beer I'd heard so much about I would have had the full Aussie experience.
 
Koalas will fuck you up, and youre going to start another tirade about how real Aussies dont drink Fosters. Way to go...
 
VonYinzer said:
Koalas will fuck you up, and youre going to start another tirade about how real Aussies dont drink Fosters. Way to go...

Of course they don't drink Fosters...real Aussie's live on fermented Vegimite and have had at least one child eaten by a Dingo.
 
cafematty said:
If I could have only found that Fosters beer I'd heard so much about I would have had the full Aussie experience.

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VonYinzer said:
Oh, and I like Europe. Im headed to Bokum, Germany in a couple months for work. I would love to travel around a bit, but time doesnt really allow for it. If you guys could allget together and tell those uppity French pricks to piss off, Europe would be awesome. ;) Hahaha.

I just got back form Paris and love the place. feels like home. Too many tourists, but I can live with that. Lebanon was also awesome - talk about intense. Not used to military check points, but they were all col. UN white tanks look really odd though.

And Fosters is for people who don't know any better..........................
 
Basically what Skyler said...

teazer said:
And Fosters is for people who don't know any better..........................

While I tend to agree, you do have to consider the fact that Fosters has been around for like 120 years.. And it WAS an Australian beer at one point.. In fact, pre-1980, it was consider a premium beer in Australia. Not to mention Fosters Group umbrellas the Australia's gem bogan nectar, VB. So while it might not be "Australian for beer" these days, it certainly has it's roots deep in Australian brew-culture.

That said. I can't stand the piss..
 
Hahahahahaha! Yes. They collect it, write "Fosters" on the side and sell it to America.
 
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