*greatest movie quote thread ever*

Blues Brothers....

- "I hate Illinois Nazi's!"

Tommy Boy....

- "Lots of people go to school for 7 years" "Yeah, They're called Doctors"


- "Don't patronize me, i'm not a bunny rabbit" "I don't patronize bunny rabbits"

Talledega Nights....

- "If we wanted our kids to be pussies we would have named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman"
Dumb and Dumber has too many great lines

big gulps huh?
well. . . . . . . . . .see ya later

are those skis yours?
BOTH of them?

so, what kind of chance does a guy like me have with a girl like you?
ummmmm, one...one in a million
so youre saying theres a chance?

youd shut up if you know whats best for you

American Psycho

dont just stare at it. . . . . eat it
cool thread, full metal jacket is full of them

joker: im a combat correspondent

animal mother: seen any combat ?

joker: seen a little on... TV

animal mother: your a real comedian

joker: well.. they call me the joker

animal mother: well have i got a joke for you, im gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck

joker: (john wayne accent) ok pilgrim but only after you eat the peanuts outa my sheeeeit
If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is Poontang.


My all time most quotable movie is True Romance. The whole movie is one quote after another. Written by Tarantino, a masterpiece in dialogue.

You're part eggplant.

Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple o'titties.

Yeah motherfucker I eat everything. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thing.

Look at her, she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Man in that movie he didn't give a fuck about nothin'. Rock'n'roll, live fast, die young and leave a good lookin' corpse.

Condescend me man, fuckin' kill you man.
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

"Yo, Adrian!"

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"If you build it, he will come."

"What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate."

Animal House: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
Ramming speed!
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
Dude I loved it! I showed my wife... who didn't love it.
So on another note... Do I just ask my doc about TesteMax?

"Your gonna eat thunder and crap lightning"

Evil Dead 2:

"Work shed!"

Army of Darkness:

"Alright you medieval screw heads, THIS is my BOOM STICK!"

"Hail to the king baby"

"good Ash, bad Ash, I'm the one with the gun."

Easy Rider:

Nicholson takes a slug of whiskey "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, INDIANS"
'Hot Rod' is a frickin' funny flick. Here's a couple of quotes. For more hit the link at the bottom.

Life's Short, Stunt it! -Rod Kimble

I thought this one was appropriate for our forum:

Rod Kimble: Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?
Denise: No.
Rod Kimble: Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead.
Denise: That's him?
Rod Kimble: Yeah
Denise: [giggles] He looks so nice. He was a stuntman?
Rod Kimble: Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. Then after a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly...the next day.


'Tommy Boy' is one of my favorites also.

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.

"Wendy.. Honey... LIGHT OF MY LIFE........ I'm not ganna hurt you, I'm just ganna bash your brains in."
-The Shining

"Dont touch me, Dont touch me, do not kiss me"
"what did you say?! WHATFuck Did YOu Say to me you Faggot?! Get the fuck out of the bathroom!! FAGGot!"
Classic Vincent Gallo in Buffalo '66

"when your right your right... and your right"
Chinatown... just love that movie.

so many others mentioned before too. "I aint never had a five dollar shake.... But what if i have cooties? Cooties I can live with".. Pulp Fiction.
tWistedWheelz said:
OK man, obviously no one knows, you win mr. obscure movie king, now enlighten us so we can check this out!

You're not giving up yet are you? Sheesh....if nobody has it by this weekend (if anyone give a shit) I'll ask if I can post up.
well?! Well?! were all a waitin. Wheres that movie quote from?
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