Twisted and/or Deviant...

Redbird

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I know it's a longshot, and I'm just curious. But either one or both of y'all know a Blonde chick named Ophelia?
 
lol. When I used to work in the Mobile area she was the front desk clerk at the hotel I would stay at. It's such an unusual name I thought I'd take a shot :)
 
I knew one named Sophia......man that takes me back!..........Don't do that to me redbird, I am about to get married! Cant say I do bro, but I am bad with names and I couldent tell you all the blondes names that left after a shower! May have known her at one point, but with a name like that, I think it would stick! I used to drink a lot........well a lot more!
 
What twisted means is that he used to put a blonde wig and some lipstick on his hand and call it different names in the shower.
 
Deviant1 said:
What twisted means is that he used to put a blonde wig and some lipstick on his hand and call it different names in the shower.

Hahaha! Your so fuckin funny, What happened to your stand-up career! :p
 
Redbird said:
lol. When I used to work in the Mobile area she was the front desk clerk at the hotel I would stay at. It's such an unusual name I thought I'd take a shot :)

just post in the missed connections on craigslist :D
 
go! said:
just post in the missed connections on craigslist :D

Oh god...you might get a reply to that from some dude with a wig and red lipstick on his hand. His actual name will be Cletus and he'll ramble incessantly about your purdy mouth. Watch out for the CL creepos!
 
tWistedWheelz said:
I knew one named Sophia......man that takes me back!..........Don't do that to me redbird, I am about to get married! Cant say I do bro, but I am bad with names and I couldent tell you all the blondes names that left after a shower! May have known her at one point, but with a name like that, I think it would stick! I used to drink a lot........well a lot more!

There is a statement Freud would like to take a closer look at...
 
Does anyone have any tips for cleaning vomit from a keyboard???
That was horrifying, revolting, and strangely erotic...
 
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