oh bobber, how i love the. the mere mention of your name brings excitement to my life. Your magnificent builds dwarf anything created by any DTT member, the skills are just too grand and amazing. I've never seen such skill in sculpting a frame out of bondo, its just so well sculpted you'd think it was god's hands that laid it down. lets be honest guys, its just museum quality work all around.
OH WAIT,
you mean you sell these things to people so they can ride them? well that changes things...i thought you were building fancy paperweights, turns out you are trying to murder unsuspecting folks with your slap-dickery and half-assed attempts at creating something you think looks cool--which it does, if you live under a bridge and eat goats for dinner. Or perhaps if you don't have eyeballs or a propensity to live. Maybe you should add some frame supports, you can affix them with bondo, and then it will look even cooler.
I do love your amazing clown banner, it does have quite a bit of class and je-ne-sais-quoi about it. I think you should probably stick to simpler things, like reading a book to lern good, or wiping the inch of dust off that merc and selling it so you can afford beans in a can for a whole entire year.
love you!