DO THE TON Mama Tried 3 - Alabama 2012 - New and Improved with event pics!
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Flugtechnik
My bike is not transportation, it is a respite
Moose said:
Better than a box of parts.
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Hah! when we get closer to next year I'll start a thread to see what food you guys want to have for the next gathering. I can cook anything. I figured Jambalaya was heavy enough to handle heavy alcohol consumption. maybe filet and lobster next year......
justin its nothing to smile about you have a problem admitt it and we'll get you some help. It like you have no concept of right and wrong your just a big stupit sexy machine. Do wives. even have faces to you anymore or are they just a number and a state name in your fuzzy little head "ah its brad wife Md 376" i worry about ya man. hell i dont even think you enjoy it anymore doya, ya stud bastard?Tifun said:I'll play ;D ;D ;D
ill set the stage picture if you will any given gtg
: act 1 the intro
He fucking show up looking like the harmless boy next door, that you only hear from when he is asking permission to get his ball that rolled in to your yard by mistake.he'll politly ask where the beer is and as you show him he's secretly sizeing up the room. there she is! his innocente gazelle! "mrjustinkeepitkool" will then begain to work the room all the while inching closer and closer to his new ms rightnow.
: act 2 the dance
ahha victory followed by pointless small talk and THEN HE'LL SET THE HOOK now she is powerless to his overwhelming charm. locked eye to eye he will proceed to box her in to a corner and casting his spell of seduction fifteen mins later the two of them have thrown out the idea of personal space, sitting on laps playing doctor and giving each other through the pants handjobs.
: act 3 aftermath
fastfoward a month, a once healthy marrage is not distroyed but not at all the same. (incert name of husband) will begain to question himself and if a fzr passes going the oppisit direction while is driving to work (incert name of husband) cant help but to circle back around just to be sure
:curtain call
staring justin as justinkeepitkool
suporting role any wife as innocente gazelle
and last and least important incert name of husband
take a bow jussy
JustinLonghorn
No Purple Hearts, No Blue Ribbons
Brad, sir, take a fucking bow. That shit is comedy gold!!!!
