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Work / Shop Aprons

If you want to call me a turd it needs to be funnier.
 
Work / Shop Aprons

Okay, let's try again.

You turd. Your surprise is indeed an apron. Filled with all the dildos you can imagine fitting in every pocket. Your dream come true. Each dildo comes with an attached bush, to match your beard.

Be easy on the criticism. Mind you I typed this up while watching DOGMA. The fact that my girlfriends dad owns this movie is odd to me.
 
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I'm working hard on my "basic" apron design, I should have a sample in the next few days and will be trying hard to keep it under $30, even the welder's version.
 
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Logan, thank you for your support and purchase! I'm very excited to make this for you.

However, I cannot let you pay full price. I've been working on a discount for DTT members and at the moment will offering a 20% discount to DTT member with accounts that are at least 6 months old.

I will issue a partial refund to you Sir.
 
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JohnGoFast said:
Logan, thank you for your support and purchase! I'm very excited to make this for you.

However, I cannot let you pay full price. I've been working on a discount for DTT members and at the moment will offering a 20% discount to DTT member with accounts that are at least 6 months old.

I will issue a partial refund to you Sir.
I wouldn't give him shit!!!
 
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Thanks a lot John. That is very gracious sir! Maybe I can use that partial refund and bribe junior into not being a dick for at least half a day :)
 
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The Giant Robot Co. said:
Thanks a lot John. That is very gracious sir! Maybe I can use that partial refund and bribe junior into not being a dick for at least half a day :)

Invest it in Powerball, your chances of success are higher ;D
 
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The Giant Robot Co. said:
Thanks a lot John. That is very gracious sir! Maybe I can use that partial refund and bribe junior into not being a dick for at least half a day :)

Yeah, good luck with that, might want to start small, like 10 minute increments...
 
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how about some without the neck loop ? just put 2 long cords at the neck and gromets at the waist corners so the wearer can do across the back tie
 
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