You know who I hate? Those dudes.

cafematty said:
I hate people that people in jacked up F250 Dualies that get an attitude for something out of my control... pull up next to me and yell profanities at me.. and then when the light turns green start swerving at me... eventually hitting me and then trying to flee the scene.. and then getting chased down.. and then telling the cops when they arrive that I hit him... and lying about ever pulling up next to me and yelling at me..

And I also hate the cops that say, well there isn't a lot we can do at this point except file the report and make a claim on your insurance, but that's going to go on YOUR driving record.. like they're trying to talk me out of it...

I'm also pretty sure I'm going to hate the lawyer I call today for legal advice regarding the matter...


If that truck had those stupid smoke stacks coming up out of the bed I'm going Grammaton Cleric (google it) on someone. What a douche, sorry dude.
 
How about people that keep bringing bikes home, Post pics... But never finish one..... Hey Mike, dont ya hate that! haha

dickhead, Me and a bunch of other people would probably be pretty envious of your Sporty, salt flats cb125, xs650, multiple cb350, r5, and I'm sure I've forgotten a FEW ... But we know they aint going anywhere hahahaaaa Atleast not under there own power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not unless Kiley comes and does it! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Take that KingFuckTard, master creator of off topic bullshit..... I luv ya, I do....
 
Swapmeet Louie said:
How about people that keep bringing bikes home, Post pics... But never finish one..... Hey Mike, dont ya hate that! haha

I'm just here to suck up bandwidth so the jokes on you tard.
 
Swapmeet Louie said:
Hmmm... wrong Mike, dickweed... You aint been around long enough to get my attention.

I will not be ignored!
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R5 - Given to my friend as a thanks for him letting me use his garage. CB125 - Given to Rich because hes a fucking rad dude. CB350 (cafe) - finished, than turned into a bobber. CB350 (bobber) - Blown motor, chopped. CB350 (chopper) - No money to finish, had to part out because Im poor. XS650 - Traded for the RD200. RD200 - Sold so I could get the Sporty. T250 - Given to Kiley as a thanks for all his help. RD400 - Was a complete loss. Motor was beyond repair. Given to MarcW as payment to cover what a friend owed him. CL175 (from Rich) - Lost my shop space for the winter, and Im broke so cant work on it until spring. Sporty - Again, no shop space/money for a couple months. So, I think the issue is that youre upset that you dont live close enough for me to give you cool shit for free. Someday buddy, someday. ;)
 
I hate it when people use the term "holy freak-in awe-some sauce!" =total instant write off from me. Dunno why, just hate it...
 
Fuck an A Louie you had me doing spit takes twice today in this thread. Well done sir.

Oh and I hate Carnie Folk.
 
Ypu know who I hate?


Fucking lazy fucking fuckheads who dont park their truck properly so I have to fucking do it for them before I can fucking drop their fucking trailer so I can fucking pin up to a fucking flat deck trailer and do my my fucking job.


Fuck

Gave my 2 weeks notice to em today

Fuck em
 
Fuck you....you fucking fucks. You!
Your moms dress you funny, girls KNOW you're ghey and you'll be a goddamned virgin your whole miserable lives. No tittie. For you...none ever. You'll all gather in slightly musty clumps like some kind of shallow soulless skinny-jeans army all flouncing about having internet meltdowns and not showering. And what's with the ironic mustaches you drooling, thinly disguised example of ambulatory sputum? The only thing ironic about it is that it'll absorb the tears after I cram your fucking pink Keds right up your stylishly disenfranchised ass. Fuck you for dressing like a thrift shop refuge and whining about social inequality whilst texting/driving mommy's hand-me-down BMW for fucking poseur douche central (Starbucks).......asshole. Fuck you and you're practiced look of boredom, I'll fuck you up for breathing my air. Fucking waste of space goddamned 'Trustafarians'.....you stink and any Rasta worth a spliff would shank you and leave your leaking ass on a Kingston streetcorner for all the little kids to poke with sticks. Shanty Hoe......take a fucking bath.

Whew.....that was cathartic.

Von...your Mom really does dress you funny.
Lou....you dress yourself funny
Troy.....get dressed, put some damn pants on
Kiley...it's tough to see your wife's thong undies when you're wearing them

All the rest of you poseurhomoscensterfaghipsterdouchenozzels...HUGS! I fuckin' love ya!

edit: Ya know what i really fucking hate?! Typos....goddamnedmuthafekin typos! FUCK!
 
Swapmeet Louie said:
not unless Kiley comes and does it! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Haha! That made me grin. Now I feel gay. To solidify my non gay-ness....here's my bandwidth eater.

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Lee, I should take offense to you barking about me wearing my wife's thongs considering you're the one who incessantly PMs me asking for pics of me in them . You're a sick fuck. I love you though. In a non gay way. Unless you're referring to the "gay" means happy thing. Then it's cool. And really I'm not a homophobe, I am just adding murk to the waters that are already beyond tainted in this thread. Assholes.

And BTW, that was the best description of a hipster I have ever read. Now I want to shoot holes in something. Preferably that something is wearing Keds. That would be gratifying.
 
Kanticoy said:
Lee, I should take offense to you barking about me wearing my wife's thongs considering you're the one who incessantly PMs me asking for pics of me in them . You're a sick fuck. I love you though. In a non gay way. Unless you're referring to the "gay" means happy thing. Then it's cool. And really I'm not a homophobe, I am just adding murk to the waters that are already beyond tainted in this thread. Assholes.

And BTW, that was the best description of a hipster I have ever read. Now I want to shoot holes in something. Preferably that something is wearing Keds. That would be gratifying.
Well....there's gay and then there's ghey. hahaha
Do that little dance I like......

Kanticoy said:
I feel a strange urge to go hang out at a bike shop now. And chop wood. At a bikeshop......whilst being manly and hetero...hahaha

Justin; I feel your pain man....I'm spent now. I gotta be nice for a while.....
 
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