Why didn't you say the bike was brand new? We only barter with animals cuz most of us live on farms, so every weekend is a barnfind.
You didn't mention you had the tools to make a super bad ass cafe racer! If you put on a cafe hump and some clubmans I just might be able to take some money out of my childs college fund and raise my offer to $217.48 Can you please send me lots of photos?
Also if you could strip all the paint off and go for the RAW look, that would be awesome. Also if you could include some videos of you "leaving all the cb's behind" that would be killer....bro
And the only reason I offered you KY jelly, is because you seem to have a stick jammed WAY up your ass, so I was actually trying to do you a favor. At least when you shove it up there every morning, you could do yourself a favor and lube it up. No pain no gain right?
And lastly what does your name mean? Is your name Bullet and you are the brains of the operation? Or were you shot in the head, and you have a bullet lodged in "da" brain?