http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/5370508653.html
Incase it disappears here is what the ad says:
2012 Royal Enfield Bullet Classic 500. Bought from NoHo scooters Brand New in 2012.
One owner, me, who babied this mother fucker the way a dog babies her puppies. Always washed because it looks more expensive that way. I lived near the beach for 12 dumb months over paying for rent, so it acquired some cool looking spots of rust. Acid rain and climate change is real.
The perfect Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or I'm an atheist gift!
Oil changes by certified shops, after NOHO scooters went out of business, because scooters are fucking dumb.
Just back from it's 5,000 mile service! It was serviced by a certified Royal Enfield shop! Who over charged the shit out of me; but that means more value for you, the Bad Ass that is going to buy this ripper for $3,000.
Fuel Injected because carbs require too much maintenance and all you want to do is push a button and start it, just like your Playstation. Or kick start it, because that looks way cooler anyway in the Whole Foods parking lot where all those Mom's are looking at you with your man bun, saying "oh my, what a cool motorcycle!"
New tires as of November 3rd, because cracks are for butts, not for tires.
Perfect everyday traffic dodger! Because that's all I do, ride that line, and have cops say "Slow Down," but they can't catch you on this thing!
Email with any questions and come by and see it anytime! It's sitting outside waiting for you to jump on and push all it's buttons.
Why is this bike for sale? Because I need a bigger motorcycle that vibrates my clitoris.
Turn key and drive away ready! I'll even throw in a full tank of gasoline, because you, my friend, are going to need it. You're going to be driving this full speed past your house listening to Metallica on full blast because it is so fun to BRAAHHHPP past all those pussies in cars.
Price is firm, since it was JUST serviced!