I dig the work so far!
I had my appendix removed a year ago. I walked into the ER after sort of feeling bad, but not too bad and wound up getting emergency surgery in the morning. I woke up three times during the surgery and in a dazed stupor woke up as they were wheeling me into recovery and ripped everything off me and tried to get out of the gurney. I don't know why I did any of that, but I just remember not wanting to be there. I checked myself out the following day and went back to work. I don't know what it is they do, but I swear they just pump air into your stomach so you can't shit or fart and you feel like you have to the whole time.