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Been Around the Block
Captains Log - 14th day of November, 2012.
Turn key, no power at all. Test entire starting circuit, solenoid is bad. New solenoid installed, bike turns over but no spark. Test the whole ignition circuit, replace plug wires and ignition points, now I get spark. A little gas, a splash of starting fluid, bike finally fires after two years of sitting still. Pull tank back off, break fingers putting carb boots back on, reinstall tank and fuel lines. Turn key, press starter - nothing, bike is dead, back to square one. Turn around, punch wall, scream "F%$CK ELECTRICITY!!!!!!". Drink a beer, talk to the bike a little. Tell her you love her but you have no problem lighting her on fire if she keeps this up. Grab wiring diagram and multimeter, start chasing volts all over again... Trying not to kick bike over.
Getting tired, quittin for the night. Gonna cook a steak, drink the rest of this case of beer and stare at my disassembled TV thats in need of a color wheel that isnt shattered.
Captain J...
Out....
End Log
Turn key, no power at all. Test entire starting circuit, solenoid is bad. New solenoid installed, bike turns over but no spark. Test the whole ignition circuit, replace plug wires and ignition points, now I get spark. A little gas, a splash of starting fluid, bike finally fires after two years of sitting still. Pull tank back off, break fingers putting carb boots back on, reinstall tank and fuel lines. Turn key, press starter - nothing, bike is dead, back to square one. Turn around, punch wall, scream "F%$CK ELECTRICITY!!!!!!". Drink a beer, talk to the bike a little. Tell her you love her but you have no problem lighting her on fire if she keeps this up. Grab wiring diagram and multimeter, start chasing volts all over again... Trying not to kick bike over.
Getting tired, quittin for the night. Gonna cook a steak, drink the rest of this case of beer and stare at my disassembled TV thats in need of a color wheel that isnt shattered.
Captain J...
Out....
End Log