don't drink battery acid

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I was reading the Honda Electrical Systems manual, and came across this section. Hopefully it will give you folks a good a chuckle as it gave me...

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HAHAHA! I like the last part as well "though tire biting is not particularly harmful unless the motorcycle is in motion".
Wow...i need to pay better attention to the manuals and read the fine print! There are some JEWELS in there
 
I was trying to find the manual that started with "Step one: Clear your mind" - that amused me to no end. Or, the old standby from the British Leland manuals for bleeding brakes - "Gather together a clear jam jar and a length of vinyl tubing."

Also, after finding Dunkin' Donuts cups full of chaw spit left behind by contractors, I would never drink anything left behind by a contractor. Ew.
 
One of my co-workers told me about a show on tv that showed various silly warning labels. The woman suing over drinking battery acid is proof that you really do have to caution against every stupid possibility! Personally, I do not drink out of random containers. I don't want someone else's backwash! Yuck!
 
axelcrypt said:
Personally, I do not drink out of random containers. I don't want someone else's backwash! Yuck!
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This, right here. Antifreeze? Yea, it happens. Gas? Sure, don't work under a fuel pump with your mouth open, but it happens. Oily fingerprints on a ham sandwich? Meh, not a big deal. Backwash? No forking way.
 
Does anybody remember a lawsuit where an old lady burned her snatch with a McDonalds coffee? After the lawsuit McDonald had to notify their customer that the coffee was hot, somebody probably drank the juice and sued Honda.
 
Cafe_to_go said:
Does anybody remember a lawsuit where an old lady burned her snatch with a McDonalds coffee? After the lawsuit McDonald had to notify their customer that the coffee was hot, somebody probably drank the juice and sued Honda.
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That was a messed up case - the lady messed up by putting hot coffee between her legs, but suffered third degree burns and required skin grafts :p

Then again, I've bounced my nuts off motorcycle tanks, and I've never sued anyone lol!
 
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