Anybody that finds floppy chukka boots or moccasins or elf shoes acceptable or at the least non-repulsive. Anybody that believes their beard is fashionable. Anybody that believes whispering and xylophones is music. Anybody that thinks they can adorn a house with dumpster loot and not look like a bum. Anybody that loiters at a coffee shop to be "seen" wearing their latest Bozo interpretation. Anybody that strives to display their electronics as a status symbol. Anybody that has ever held a eulogy for a tree. Ironic, I know, but that's the point, isn't it? Anybody that believes vinyl records are the highest quality form of audio recording technology. Anybody that believes "gluten" is a different thing depending on who asks, yet none of which are correct nor reasonable excuses to avoid it. Anybody that will bear the rash of flannel, simply to prove their desperation to be noticed. Anybody that waited for motorcycles to lose their "cool" status to begin riding one. Anybody that believes "cafe racer" was not actually a derogatory term. Anybody that has ever sought a ukulele rendition of a heavy metal classic, and intentionally played it repeatedly in the company of other poseurs and even normal people in the hopes of garnering some reactions such as criticism, approval and confusion. Anybody that believes the phrase "art is expression". Anybody that has ever expressed their self with paint, or "hip and original" mediums like power-washers, toothpaste, their own fluids or coffee. Anybody that believes university college is anything more than an indoctrinating institution or that they actually teach anything. Anybody that believes a bartering system has ever actually worked in any society, ever, and believes it's the only system that can work while they finger eachother's ego with the latest achievements of capitalism and somehow believe these things could exist without it. Anybody that has to ask what year something was created before they judge whether they like it. Anybody that believes "vintage" means old or from one particular age. Anybody that finds a gas-lamp acceptable on a modern vehicle. Anybody that buys pre-weathered clothes new. Anybody that buys new clothes only to artificially weather them.
If you haven't learned, the post you replied to as well as this and all other posts are sarcastic and exist only for my own amusement.