Hilarious CL listing..

YAMAHA 1989 fzr600 - $700 (Elgin)
Date: 2010-10-20, 6:47PM CDT
Reply to: sale-5zbug-2016988816@craigslist.org

hi im putting up for a sale is a Very CLEAN 1989 FZR600. there is nothing wrong with this bike. its a great runner everything about the bike is good. . Its got newer tires on it with low miles on them, new winshield on it ,. its stock motor wise and stock pipe . its a great beginners bike . It has NO Title buy it for parts or get the titleby yourself . if u wanna look at it or call me its 1-847-909-7284 thanks , im asking for BEST OFFERS AS IS , no lowballer plz thanks NO Emails please

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Wanted to capture it before it gets removed from CL. Call this guy and ask him if the clutch actually works, or if its just that he doesn't know how to use it.
 
who knows what would have happened if didn't tell him to stop. he'd definitely be in the hospital for whip lash. lol
 
Oh God-there's a scooter and another bike in the background. That should imply that SOMEONE knows how to ride a bike right ???
 
i also like how in the first video the guy tells him to stop after he had already stalled it. BWAH hahahaha
 
I am surprised no one has mentioned that fact he is wearing a helmet while doing a whopping 1 mile per hour on the grass in front of his house. My guess is, he is wearing it to conceal his face and thus embarrassment.....
 
Here we see the newborn squid in his natural environs.
 
I thought it was the rider saying "stop." Not sure which I find funnier, if its the rider directing the camera man or the director directing the rider.. Also I think the reason he rides it on the grass is because the bike is not plated so he doesn't want to illegally take it on the street, so instead the rides it on his tiny lawn.

edit: ok ya, after rewatching its def the director talking. The eastern european accent puts it over the top though..
 
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