gsdapollo
Been Around the Block
So after drinking and workin on the bike all evening, my cuz and I decided to go see Iron Man 2. We went home, showered up and decided to hit the 10:30 show. I got there before he did so I bought both the tickets, then went and stood in line to get some popcorn. There was 1 girl in front of me and 1 guy working the counter, yet for some reason it took him about 15 minutes to get her what she wanted. Well in the process of waiting, this asshole with his gf decides to be a badass and cut right in front of me. Seein that I was already a little drunk and irritated, I decided not to make it worse and just suck it up. Finally, after about 20 minutes in line, I get my super sized popcorn and coke. So I went and found my cousin in the theatre and sat down, put the coke in the holder to the right and proceeded to get comfy. I went to hand my cuz the free box of raisins I got and the next thing I heard was a giant SPLASH!!! I immediately turned and my coke was on he floor. That shit went EVERYWHERE!! It was a fucking giant cup and literally sounded like a waterfall with coke cascading everywhere. So everyone who saw that was like "OOOOOOO, that sucks!!" Im so pissed at this point cause not only did I wait 20 minutes for this shit, but I let some punk ass kids cut me, and now my 10 gallons of coke are all over the theatre. So after throwing a few curses and chucking the cup way into the far corner of the theatre, (my cuz laughing his ass off at the same time), I went back outside and apologized to the ticket lady and told her that I spilled a shitload of coke on aisle 2. Then I went back to the counter and told the girl that I just spilled the coke she gave me (at this point im starting to laugh my ass off). As shes filling me a new one, I asked the other guy how often this happens and replied "all the damn time". We both had a good laugh at that, then I started back in to theater. I turn the corner and my cuz has already grabbed a new pair of seats in the row above the first ones. At this point I couldnt hold back anymore and I just bust out laughing, hands on my knees balling. I finally regained my composure and sat down. 2 minutes later the kid comes in with a mop and a "WET FLOOR" sign and does a quick sweep, then places the sign right in front of the aisle, then bails. 5 minutes after that, these 3 italian, greased back high school kids decide that the "WET FLOOR" sign didnt apply to them, climbed over it and sat down right where I spilled my coke. My cuz and I almost spit our food out we were laughing so hard (directly behind them none the less). Once they sat down, they realized that the wet floor sign wasnt fucking around, got up, wiped their shoes on the carpet in the aisle, and then relocated in the row in front of them. I gotta say, those 3 kids totally made my the whole thing worth it lol....
