Lets hear your thoughts on why bikes are better than girls

Finnigan said:
All bikes have the same routine: suck, push, bang, blow.
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Except for turbo'd and supercharged bikes - it's blow, squeeze, BANG, blow.

And ya know what they say - If it isn't blown, it sucks..... ;)
 
Well... if you wanna get really technical, there is no "suck" stroke. It's gravity that pushes the air into the cylinder, not the descending piston that sucks it in.
 
Sonreir said:
Well... if you wanna get really technical, there is no "suck" stroke. It's gravity that pushes the air into the cylinder, not the descending piston that sucks it in.
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Define "suck" then....and don't say HD..... :eek:
 
Sonreir said:
Well... if you wanna get really technical, there is no "suck" stroke.
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no no no talk to redliner once, im sure youll agree he could suck start a high compression drag motor. just saying
 
Sonreir said:
Well... if you wanna get really technical, there is no "suck" stroke. It's gravity that pushes the air into the cylinder, not the descending piston that sucks it in.
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but....but....BUT..GRAVITY SUCKS!!! :p
 
lingo said:
Until I met my current girl I would have agreed. I had one girl tell me that it would be my Land Cruiser or her. The cruiser is still in the drive way. They are all nuts man, just have to find the one that is the right amount of nuts.
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Ha! Good choice. I finally found one that allows a bike project and my 13 mpg jeep in the same garage.


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haircuttergirl said:
Then there's the oddball like me that prefers, hands down, to hang out with men. I have no interest in sitting poolside with the girls, admiring a pool boy's ass while sipping a cocktail and reading the latest issue of Vogue. Nor do I care about shopping sprees or couponing or play dates or trends.
I'd rather be surrounded by my dtt buddies in the garage, with beer, bikes, and cigar smells in the air. Angle grinder? Allow me.

Sounds like you've had some bad experiences, Finn. But you don't have to hate on all women, ya know. ;)
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People still read Vogue? Wait, people still read?!?


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I've had a lot of bikes and a lot of women.

Shitty bikes, nice bikes, fast bikes, slow bikes, bikes for the dirt and for the street.

Loose women, prudes, redheads, brunettes, and even a gymnast.

Women are always better. Always.

Oh, and beer. Beer is better too.

-Deek
 
Sonreir said:
Well... if you wanna get really technical, there is no "suck" stroke. It's gravity that pushes the air into the cylinder, not the descending piston that sucks it in.
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Interesting take on it. Sure, it's really pressure differential or atmospheric pressure higher than cylinder pressure. It's OK for people to think of that as being sucked in rather than blown in.

We usually use Suck to mean that the sucking is coming from an area of low pressure, were blowing implies an area of higher than ambient pressure. So Suck is OK in that application. :).

And "Kevin" I met that girl and the one that's haunted...........................
 
Things bikes won't give you..

1. Heartache
2. Complaints
3. The clap
4. Loose hair everywhere at your place
5. Worries

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Re: Re: Lets hear your thoughts on why bikes are better than girls

haircuttergirl said:
Hahaha!
http://youtu.be/8bw2X1oq_js
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So you know I was reluctant to open that link, I half thought it would be a Mean Girls scene, but I'm glad it wasn't haha! Nice video Hahaha!

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ronnie said:
So you know I was reluctant to open that link, I half thought it would be a Mean Girls scene, but I'm glad it wasn't haha! Nice video Hahaha!
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;D

P.S. I've never seen Mean Girls. Does that get me another "point" with you guys? ::)
 
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haircuttergirl said:
;D

P.S. I've never seen Mean Girls. Does that get me another "point" with you guys? ::)
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You get points with me kiddo!

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