Pulled the engine, looked in the intake ports, not too shabby, a bit of "fuel sand" in the pockets but over all pretty clean. Looked in the exhaust ports, saw what looked suspiciously like the aftermath of a magnesium fire in the right side port, left side port is black and sticky (roofing tar sticky). Engine has between 10 and 20 hours on a complete rebuild less timing plate, but, the work was done in the late 70s or early 80s. Cam and chain look like factory new, have not pulled the head proper yet, but I'm betting a piston is burned through and/or shattered (with a piece stuck somewhere in the transmission or bottom end).
Snake, I'll keep you guys in mind. I'm way up in Rosemark on the county line, so you guys are a bit of a haul for me. Right at the edge of my blown back's sitting tolerance in a car or mini truck (my full sizes aren't licensed). My farmhand has been playing with 60s Hondas for decades, as in a couple years before I was born and I'm 40. I'll try and pop the cam chain this week and get the head yanked.