Motoetry

See: project gretta thread. Some beautiful stuff in there
 
When I get home tomorrow, I have some stuff for you guys. I love this idea a lot!
 
She's my first. Well she's not my first, but she's the first that I've gone "all the way" with. I've gone over every last bit of her. I've spent countless hours agonizing over every detail. I've imagined one million different possibilities for each and every part of her.
I've bled for her.
I've dreamed of her.
I've sacrificed more of myself than I'm comfortable with for her.
I've second guessed every hard fought decision I've made for her.
She's not perfect... But what is?
She does make me smile every time I lay eyes on her. When I sling my leg over her and turn her on, the deep growl she gives me is satisfying beyond measure. She brings a scream of glee from deep within my chest as we go faster and faster, push harder, go farther. My knuckles go white and sometimes it's all I can manage to hang on to her. Sometimes she gives a cough or hiccup and I interupt the action to make sure that evreything is okay, that she's not hurting. She's not as young as she used to be.
She's not perfect.
She's mine.
 
Cripes!!... the boys over at caferacer.net is gonna love this!!.. ;D

There goes our rep... yet again!!... ;D ;D

hehehehe..
 
Oh... sorry... went too effeminate there didn't I?
That's okay cuz their forum sucks and I will personally travel to each and every person's house who has a problem with it and help loosen their teeth from their skulls while I drink their beer and nail their ladies... All while scratching myself and spitting.
That better Noel? ;)
 
Deviant1 said:
Oh... sorry... went to effeminate there didn't I?
That's okay cuz their forum sucks and I will personally travel to each and every person's house who has a problem with it and help loosen their teeth from their skulls while I drink their beer and nail their ladies... All while scratching myself and spitting.
That better Noel? ;)


HAHAHA.. you guys are the bomb!!.. ;D..

YOu guys are worse that the DTT West End Boys!!.. VERY BAD BAD Men!!.. forget the 1%ers... you guys are more like the .25%ers..
 
ooo check this out

http://www.wrenchedbook.com/
 
Southern boys have big hearts, but we have bigger egos! We run in packs! Fuck with one and you have a whole world of whoop ass coming your way! Brothers that will kick the shit out of each other for fun, but kill to protect one another. We willingly stand firm to any adversity, no matter its size, because our beliefs and our words are carved in stone. We are not fighters for the sake of fighting, rather the sake of survival and friendly sport from time to time! Pull up a stool at any of our places, beer and whiskey are sure to be on tap and a place to rest you bones will surely be offered, for our hospitality we are known. Eat, drink, and enjoy good company listening to our tales! Take what you hear to heart, but when the bottle begins to empty, don't take it to the bank! As our blood thins in our alcohol streams, we tend to exaggerate!

Cheers! This was written with the help of Bushmills!

Actually this was written by Bushmills and co-authored by tWistedWheelz
 
All good stuff fellas! Very cool. Im tellin ya though... You southern boys need to come up north and rock PA style. West PA style. Iron City 22oz bottles, Donnie Iris on the tape deck, shots of Plinkovac, callin everyone "damn jagoffs"... Good times.
 
Deviant1 said:
^ Damn Jagoff! ;)
Ya, you got it! Now put on an Iron Maiden T-Shirt from '86, and talk about how you coulda played pro ball, but ya blew your knee out in your senior year. You'll fit right in. Oh, and repeat these words: "Jack Lambert is the toughest son of a bitch who ever lived!"
 
Actually I did blow my knee out senior year. And I love Iron Maiden merch... I don't know about that Jack Lambert fella though... I kinda always thought I was the toughest son of a bitch that ever lived. 8)
 
Nobody is tougher than 58. Nobody. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hae6fMCoBrs

Sorry for the thread jack. Im done!
 
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