Overheard at work (Kids say the damndest things)

Holy crap! Well....I'll just scour "P-town" right outta my personal lexicon. I have no problem with what anyone wants to do in the rack.....just don't want to hear about it. A whole town though.....wow.......

cops there don't drive cop cars, the all ride scooters.

so you can see their shoes.....
 
"P-Town" where a pink feather boa isnt just a fashion accessory....its a prerequisit.

If you own more than just work boots....do you need to worry about your masculinity.
 
Swagger said:
Holy crap! Well....I'll just scour "P-town" right outta my personal lexicon. I have no problem with what anyone wants to do in the rack.....just don't want to hear about it. A whole town though.....wow.......

cops there don't drive cop cars, the all ride scooters.

so you can see their shoes.....

lol it was the first thing that came to mind that made me laugh beacuse i live like an hour-hour and a half from "the p-town". it is pretty well known though im surprised no one on here has heard of it.
 
I have never heard of it. They keep talking about how happy it is there though... That they cater to the happy lifestyle. I'll bet everyone there is extremely happy.
Doesn't sound so bad...
 
ever been to new england?? its a bunch of grouchy, stubborn, and stuck up assholes (no offense to anyone on here) i lived in chicago for 2 years and that was much better than peoples attitudes out here. if youve never been to new england i reccomend you never visit unless it is the city of boston.
 
Deviant1 said:
I have never heard of it. They keep talking about how happy it is there though... That they cater to the happy lifestyle. I'll bet everyone there is extremely happy.
Doesn't sound so bad...

Either my joking about your gayness has deamed you gay, you did not check out the link, or you REALLY ARE GAY!
 
Heh...this thread didn't just take a turn, it swerved across three lanes of traffic and took out a bus full of nuns.
 
Well, to get back on track, my neighbor has a pretty sweet 5 year old daughter. On the night before she started kindergarden, he had a "serious" talk with her about listening to the teacher and the principle. He explained that whe he was young, if he was not good, he would get spanked with a ruler, "Mr. Woody" he called it.
The next day, the fresh kindergarden class was assembled for a meet and greet with the prinicple. At the end of the First Day pep talk, he asked if there were any questions. Up shot the neighbor girl's hand. He acknowleged her, upon which whe promptly asked the principle if he had a Woody!
I guess a teacher was present who is a friend fo the family and was able to sort it out before it got ugly...
 
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