gsdapollo
Been Around the Block
So I was at a bar in downtown Cleveland last night, RJ Boland's, havin a smoke outside with 2 of my buddies when a group of about 5 chicks came running up to us asking a bunch of weird questions like if any of us were engaged or from out of town, so we just played along and answered as if we were, no harm no foul right? Apparently they were from a bachelorette party and they had this crazy scavenger hunt going on which we thought was pretty cool. Anyways, about 20 minutes later I go to use the men's room when a different group of chicks followed me and asked if there was another guy in there as I was walking in, turned out there was a cop just finishing up and they just so happened to need a pic of a dude and a cop taking a piss in the bathroom at a bar. So the cop played along and he posed while I actually took a piss. At this point, all the chicks are in the mens room and as Im washing my hands they ask if they can take a pic of my ass because its on the list, so I was like sure, dropped my pants and they snapped away. Then the blonde that took the pic asked if I could write my number on HER ass, so I was like sure, lifted up her skirt, gently wiped away lint that was on her cheek (ya right, just had to cop a feel) and slowly wrote my number across her ass. After that, we all laughed and went back down to the bar where all the other chicks were. We all intermingled for a while and that was that.
So about 2 hours and 15 blocks later, we just happen to end up at the same bar on the 3rd floor. As Im making my way to the balcony the Bride to this Bachlorette party walked by me with some dude holdin her hand and I overheard him say something to the effect of "my name's Dave, we should meet up later." As soon as I heard that I immediately yelled at her "SHE'S A BRIDE!!! SHE'S A BRIDE!!!" and immediately recieved a dirty look from her in response, lol... Anyways, so that was pretty much the whole night until I woke up this morning and saw my "ass" tagged on Facebook by the chick that took it. I dont know how they got my name but there it was in all its glory. So i removed the tag and adjusted my privacy settings so hopefully it just remains some anonymous ass...
Moral to this story is, dont trust a bunch of chicks from a bachelorette party, on a scavenger hunt,in a mens rooms, at a bar, downtown on a Saturday night.
So about 2 hours and 15 blocks later, we just happen to end up at the same bar on the 3rd floor. As Im making my way to the balcony the Bride to this Bachlorette party walked by me with some dude holdin her hand and I overheard him say something to the effect of "my name's Dave, we should meet up later." As soon as I heard that I immediately yelled at her "SHE'S A BRIDE!!! SHE'S A BRIDE!!!" and immediately recieved a dirty look from her in response, lol... Anyways, so that was pretty much the whole night until I woke up this morning and saw my "ass" tagged on Facebook by the chick that took it. I dont know how they got my name but there it was in all its glory. So i removed the tag and adjusted my privacy settings so hopefully it just remains some anonymous ass...
Moral to this story is, dont trust a bunch of chicks from a bachelorette party, on a scavenger hunt,in a mens rooms, at a bar, downtown on a Saturday night.
