the zombie apocalypse thread...

[JustinLonghorn]

Not yet.

 

[Sonreir]

Good thing, too. All you East coasters are pretty much toast when the apocalypse comes. Too much population density.

 

[4eyes]

no zombies in Maryland?

Mary killed them all.....again.

 

[pawn]

Baltimore doesn't count as MD anymore? I swear there's zombies in Bmore.

 

[JustinLonghorn]

The rest of Maryland is starting to consider Baltimore as a foreign entity.

 

[VonYinzer]

Everyone knows zombies come from Pittsburgh.

 

[DUEX EX]

Charm city : Nothing charming about getting robbed before a ball game.

 

[bradj]

So a guy with half a face walks in to a bar. Bar tender looks at him and says, "what the fucks your problem puss"

 

[bradj]

Knock knock
Whos there
Guy with half a ate off face

Ahhh ahhhhh no ones home

 

[bradj]

A friend of mine had half a face. I dont talk to him anymore

 

[Deviant1]

Mike is correct. Zombies come from Pittsburgh. All hail George A. Romero. A quote from Quentin Tarantino on mr. Romero: 'Do you know what the A stands for? A Fucking Genius!'

 

[pawn]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html?fb_action_ids=10150977100594016&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_source=other_multiline&ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Maryland is out.

 

[bradj]

Shit

 

[Sonreir]

There's always Washington or Alaska. Aside from having relatively low populations densities, they also have the highest counts of firearms per capita.

 

[JustinLonghorn]

Damn it. I was getting comfortable here.

 

[bradj]

870 riot gun that is all i got to say

 

[my-79-750-k]

Don't go to Miami either.. http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/miami-zombie-like-face-eating-attack-eating-flesh-extremely-rare-experts-suspect-mix-of-drugs

 

[Kanticoy]

It happens....regularly...

http://www.undeadreport.com/

 

[Basement rat]

Ummm, This is fucking weird... Thee cases of cannibalism/ dismemberment in a few weeks... Stay away from Ottawa Ontario and France (where he could have gone).

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/06/01/body-parts-france.html

 

[DreadRock]

Yea heard about that dude last night ! Just shows we need to off some of these freaks !