Walk of shame through the Sq. Hill Tunnels

ndromb

Been Around the Block
That's right. Last night, my 1973 Honda CB350 decided to die on me, a few hundred feet into in bound the tunnel.

Cruising about 65 mph, it just died. Engine stalled. Headlight out. I think, "shit." Instinct told me to get to the right, as it is always moving much slower, no matter the time of day of amount of traffic. I get to the right, slowing every foot, I try to signal to the car coming up behind me that I'm having an issue, and they swerve to avoid me, and I see the cab lights of a tractor trailer coming up fast.

"Crap."

I get off, grab the bars, and push as fast as I can, getting as close to the wall as possible to maximize my chance of not dying. The truck slows down to a crawl a few car lengths behind me, flips on the flashers, and the drivers gives me a way.

"Thank god," I though as I slowed my pace trying to catch my breath.

I kept pushing as faces in cars to the left gave pondering looks.

The hole at the end grows larger as a R1 pulls up next to me and exclaims, "That fucking sucks!" through his helmet. Pulling the clutch in and letting it back out repeatedly, he rolls along with me.

We exchange varying statements about how much walking a bike through the tunnel sucks, but how it will be a great story tomorrow.

The end is near. One hundred feet. Fifty Feet. Almost there.

The guy on the R1 turns on his left signal, revs it up to get attention, and blocks off the left lane so I can push this sad machine into the center island in front of the PennDot garage.

With sweat dripping down my face, I pop my helmet off, and with a sign of relief, I look to the R1 rider and simple say, "holy shit."

He introduces himself as Jessie, and lets me know he works for a towing company, and says he will take care of me if I need it.

I had a feeling that a battery terminal bolt rattled off, so I swung open the seat, and sure enough, the negative terminal bolt was gone.

We look at each other, relived, as a PennDot hops out of his truck and says, "You sure walk fast. The truck behind you called once you broke down, and I came in looking for ya. Somehow you beat me here!"

He asks what's wrong and I tell him I just lost a bolt. He says he may have something in the garage and invites me to sort through a tool tray to find something that works. I find a screw and nut that isn't pretty but will get me home.

Jessie takes off as I get the screw on. Sure enough, the lights come back on and it starts right up.

I shake the PennDot workers hand, and he tells me that it's, "no problem, anyone who rides enough knows how it is."


Outside the Sq. Hill Tunnels by ndromb, on Flickr

It was the longest walk of my life.
 
Glad to hear you didn't get hurt/hit. I've been there a time or two. Good thing for helpful people eh?
 
Karma has shown brightly on you brother. I am the same way, I try to lend a helping hand best I can.
 
Thank goodness for Pittsburgh! Anywhere else you would have been honked at, spit on, or mugged!

Kidding of course. Glad to hear you got out ok. That is a really good story.
 
Bikers stick together. Good to know you are okay. It's pleasent to hear there are people out there to help you out.
 
I had a similar day...

Picked up the '77 CB550K and the battery was near dead but I decided to ignore that fact and go for a boot... I am riding around the area and I see a CB750 so I rip over to meet up with the guy, as I finally catch up and pull in beside him at a red light we exchange a few words and she goes dead... I move it over to the shoulder, the guy on the CB750 waives goodbye and rides off... After calling RustyOlive and telling him that I hate my life I start to realize im about 5 city blocks from home (45 minute push). So I ponder if i should hop in a cab to go get my extra battery from the house and decide thats the best course of action. Before doing that though, I thought it would be prudent to find a driveway to put the bike in so its not on the road.

I turn around and there is a sketchy looking hippy guy cooking sliders (mini-burgers) on a BBQ... I walk over and ask him if it would be alright if I put my bike in his driveway. He looks at me and says "Sure no problem... Whats the issue" as he hands me a burger. I said the battery is toast... He calls inside his loft/house and his friend comes out (another hippy) and he says "Holy shit, is that a CB550K from 77" I was amazed at this point that he knew what it was... He said he had 2 as a kid! his friend tells him the battery is toast and he says "no problem" and runs into the house and returns with a dominator battery charger... He connects it for about 20 minutes as we talk bikes together over a BBQ (this whole time im amazed at the kindness of these guys) and he takes it off and she fires right up... I plan on going back over there this weekend with steak of something to say thanks.

Its rare to have such an enjoyable break down... It was a great experience to say the least.

-Slice
 
Great story! Glad to hear you made it out alive. Just more evidence that Pittsburgh totally rocks.
 
Glad you are ok, Pittsburg sounds a lot like my home town, Saint John, NB. The only town where you can just strike up a conversation with a complete stranger and by the end of it you are having beers at their place ;D

My son and I had almost the same thing happen only in the truck. It was acting funny on rainy days but we headed out in the pouring rain to go visit the in-laws. We get 20 mins from home and the truck just dies. 93 T100. Had more people stop to offer help and rides than I knew what to do with. Got a ride to the gas station in a guys van from NS and called the father in law to come get us. Had to tow the truck about 1 mile, guy hardly charged me anything. The next day grabbed tools and headed back to get it and it fired right up and drove home. Got to searching out and found the ECU was getting sprayed with water from a hole in the wheel well. The ground wire was completely gone, just green powder. Fixed the hole, replace the ground wire to the ECU and truck runs like new. I stop anytime I see someone who needs help because I believe Karma will bring someone to me when stuff like this happens.
 
Good to hear it all worked out. Instances of Penndot being helpful are always good to hear about ha.
 
Wow, I read this right before I had to travel to Penn Hills, via the Squirrel Hill Tunnels, and thought about how much it had to SUCK, the entire way through the tunnel! Glad all worked out for you, man. Had a case, last Saturday, where I rode my bike to get it inspected. It stalled as pulled it into the place, then I couldn't get it restarted. Once I DID, it died on me 3 to 4 times on the way home, where it didn't want to restart, the last time just 2 minutes down the road from my house, at the bottom of the hill! Got it all buttoned up, now and purring like a kitten, but man, was I both stressed and embarrassed! Goes to show, it happens to all of us, eventually. Just glad you're alright.
 
Awesome story. Glad ya made it out safe, as I drive those tunnels a lot (couple times a day usually) and youre lucky not to have been mowed down by some latte sipping BMW driving housewife. The dude on the R1 deserves a beer, and if I ever run across him Ill buy.
 
Yea, it was an adventure. None of you really know me, but stuff like this happens to me all the time. It keeps life interesting.
 
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