I'm gonna go get liposuction and ditch my man-boobs once and for all - JUST to fit into one of those jackets! I'd grab one for my ex-daughter too, at least SHE'S skinny enough - but she'd probably be mad at me for giving her something made of LEATHER - We're pretty GRANOLA, you see. But DAMN though, if there's ANYTHING on this Earth which makes my Vagitarian/Vegan sensibilities fly out the window? It's
VINTAGE HONDA-LINE!!!
Do you have one in a size one-hundred-and-TWO....
-Sigh.