Who knew that the Toronto Police rode CB750's??
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locOleoN
Is that the best you got? OK.. now my TURN...
An astounding questing indeed...Even more puzzling:
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
two cents in . …what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for
their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly re
the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian
water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE?!
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make
the Tennessee Titans ?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean the
fifth one enjoys it?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
two cents in . …what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for
their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly re
the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian
water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE?!
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make
the Tennessee Titans ?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean the
fifth one enjoys it?
rob in socal
Active Member
yup, I live in Santa Monica, those beemers they ride are sick....and the cops that ride them are pretty hardcore....they dont mess around at all...definately not know for givin breaks
patricke9
Cretins M.C. Seattle #107 - "The Saint"
Here in Washington state the Highway Patrol & the local Police used to ride Kz1000's, had to switch because the batteries would go dead when they pulled someone over & left the lights flashing. State Patrol ride BMW's & local guys are on Harley's. Had a chance to check out all 3 at past Cycle World shows & I still like the Kawi's the best. Have my eye out for one for long haul road trips & one to cafe.
colpumpkinnuts
Banned from public transportation
I'll give you $1.
